So yeah, barely breathing... that pretty much sums up the past seven weeks both literally and figuratively. I have been beyond overwhelmed and insanely busy, and when I haven't been busy I've been so overwhelmed I don't know what to do with myself. (I was also very ill for a week or so, which is where the literally part comes in.) I feel like I ( Read more... )

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First and foremost, Happy Birthday, jadziadaxwbOur obnoxious neighbors, who smoke pot all the time and have noisy drunken parties on weeknights got ALL THREE of their motorcycles stolen. I think that is fucking hilarious! Karma's a bitch, jerkwads ( Read more... )

So it's not only Super Tuesday (GO VOTE!) it's Fat Tuesday AKA Mardi Gras. Lent is going to be hardcore this year. I'm going on the Skinny Bitch diet which means: no artificial crap, no sweets, no soda (diet or regular), no coffee (decaf or regular), no alcohol, no eggs, no dairy, no animal products, basically no garbage. Yeah, should be ( Read more... )

I didn't go to the gym again tonight. I suck. I ate ice cream instead. But my mouth really hurt so I can justify it. Instead of burning calories I burned a hole in my wallet instead at Target. Okay, mostly it was things I needed, so it really wasn't that bad. I'll really burn the hole when I go to Old Navy this weekend. I want to buy some ( Read more... )

Champagne is here at work with me today. Or at least he was. The crazy old guy in shipping just came and took him for a ride ( Read more... )

So I would just like to go on record saying that yesterday I was the laziest person on the freakin' planet. I didn't go to work. I didn't go to the gym. I did go to class, but I barely spent any time studying for the quiz I had before it. I suck a lot. I don't know why I have this inante need to put things off until the last minute. I hate ( Read more... )