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I, Wolfram von Bielefeld, Betrothed to the Maou and Hufflepuff, am interrupting your daily routine for this tragic announcement.
Shibuya Yuuri Harajuki Fuuri is popcorn.
I don't know who did it. I don't know why they did it. But believe you me, I will find who did it and make them pay! I will bring Yuuri back to his humanity and demonity, and slay the foul beast who attempted to harm my Maou!
Now... in the meantime, I will guard Yuuri's place in the popcorn room and, as is human custom, I will mourn him.
Through song!
Doctor Jones by Aqua.
Now the summer is gone
You had to go back home
Please come and see me again
I've never felt more alone
And don't think you can use this broadcast as an excuse to harm Shibuya Yuuri in my absence! I am still guarding him in the popcorn room, and am conducting WART through a complicated system of House Elves, owls, and magic!
Without You by Jonathan Larson.
The moon glows
The river flows
But I die
Without you
Cold, Cold Ground by Tom Waits
there's a bell in the tower
Uncle Ray bought a round
don't worry about the army
in the cold cold ground
Oh, look... another one.
Without You by Mariah Carey
I cant live
If living is without you
I cant live
I cant give anymore
Humans are too dependent on each other. If I stop living, how could I mutilate whomever did this to my betrothed?
Wake Me Up When September Ends by Green Day
As my memory rests,
but never forgets what I lost.
Wake me up when September ends.
Lazy mourner. I know that I won't rest until Yuuri is restored to his proper state!
My Immortal by Evanescence.
These wounds won't seem to heal
This pain is just too real
There's just too much that time cannot erase
...You humans have terrible mourning music! There are not nearly enough drums. If Yuuri wasn't half-human, I would have abandoned this show all together. I hope he is grateful after I get him back!
The More You Ruv Someone by Avenue Q
The more you love someone,
The more he make you crazy.
The more you love someone,
The more you wishing him dead!
*Sniffles*
And this one I already sent to Yuuri. It is one of the most popular songs in his world, ever. So I know he likes it.
My Heart Will Go On by Celine Dion.
Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the heart does go on
Once more you open the door
And you're here in my heart
And my heart will go on and on
That song... *Sniffs* It's so terrible. *Sighs wistfully* Like Yuuri could be so terrible... *Coughs* Perpetrator of this heinous action! Although I cannot leave Yuuri's side, somehow I will find out who did this! And then... I will trick you into walking within reach of my sword!
And who will be laughing that day then, you villain!?
He Stopped Loving Her Today by George Jones.
He stopped loving her today
They placed a wreath upon his door
And soon they'll carry him away
He stopped loving her today.
...I have to go. All floos will be received in the Popcorn Room.
If you have any information, please come forward. Before I make you come forward.
Shibuya Yuuri Harajuki Fuuri is popcorn.
I don't know who did it. I don't know why they did it. But believe you me, I will find who did it and make them pay! I will bring Yuuri back to his humanity and demonity, and slay the foul beast who attempted to harm my Maou!
Now... in the meantime, I will guard Yuuri's place in the popcorn room and, as is human custom, I will mourn him.
Through song!
Doctor Jones by Aqua.
Now the summer is gone
You had to go back home
Please come and see me again
I've never felt more alone
And don't think you can use this broadcast as an excuse to harm Shibuya Yuuri in my absence! I am still guarding him in the popcorn room, and am conducting WART through a complicated system of House Elves, owls, and magic!
Without You by Jonathan Larson.
The moon glows
The river flows
But I die
Without you
Cold, Cold Ground by Tom Waits
there's a bell in the tower
Uncle Ray bought a round
don't worry about the army
in the cold cold ground
Oh, look... another one.
Without You by Mariah Carey
I cant live
If living is without you
I cant live
I cant give anymore
Humans are too dependent on each other. If I stop living, how could I mutilate whomever did this to my betrothed?
Wake Me Up When September Ends by Green Day
As my memory rests,
but never forgets what I lost.
Wake me up when September ends.
Lazy mourner. I know that I won't rest until Yuuri is restored to his proper state!
My Immortal by Evanescence.
These wounds won't seem to heal
This pain is just too real
There's just too much that time cannot erase
...You humans have terrible mourning music! There are not nearly enough drums. If Yuuri wasn't half-human, I would have abandoned this show all together. I hope he is grateful after I get him back!
The More You Ruv Someone by Avenue Q
The more you love someone,
The more he make you crazy.
The more you love someone,
The more you wishing him dead!
*Sniffles*
And this one I already sent to Yuuri. It is one of the most popular songs in his world, ever. So I know he likes it.
My Heart Will Go On by Celine Dion.
Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the heart does go on
Once more you open the door
And you're here in my heart
And my heart will go on and on
That song... *Sniffs* It's so terrible. *Sighs wistfully* Like Yuuri could be so terrible... *Coughs* Perpetrator of this heinous action! Although I cannot leave Yuuri's side, somehow I will find out who did this! And then... I will trick you into walking within reach of my sword!
And who will be laughing that day then, you villain!?
He Stopped Loving Her Today by George Jones.
He stopped loving her today
They placed a wreath upon his door
And soon they'll carry him away
He stopped loving her today.
...I have to go. All floos will be received in the Popcorn Room.
If you have any information, please come forward. Before I make you come forward.