Random quote
"People are always asking me who I read, so I asked some of these writers if they'd be willing to help me out and write something for my website. They were all, wait a minute, you want me to update your website while you sip margaritas by the ocean? Yes. That's exactly what I want them to do. In return I promised them a permanent place in my heart or a gift certificate to Hooters, both come with French fries."
http://www.dooce.com/2008/06/09/you-aint-been-pucked-til-you-been-fud-pucked