Oh my... watch this:
Beware partial nudity It's Dmitri Hvorostovsky starring as Lucius Malfoy (or if you're so inclined, Legolas gone evil) in a horribly cheesy, kinky, over the top, but somehow fascinating music video of a Serge-Gainsbourg-like French song. Dmitri, practise your French, I could just about understand five words. For the record: He usually sings better.
Found on Opera Chic's
blog. Somebody said in the comments he hopes the Potter fans wouldn't find it, so I thought I might try and spread it. Because I know there are some people out there whose fanart looks exactly like this clip. :-D