Jan 30, 2009 15:01
most of you probably know my brother for being socially awkward and loving funyons. that was pretty much what i thought of him too, before my mom called me the other day to tell me that he has a GIRLFRIEND. and a kind of hot girlfriend too!
here is everything i know about her:
-she is a model (i saw pictures)
-she's 19 WTF (my brother is 16)
-her parents have that catholic radio station that i tune my ipod player to (and that you have no doubt seen on bumper stickers)
-the first time her dad spoke to my mom he yelled at her saying "i don't want my daughter to wind up in the bedroom with your son"
-she's had a million boyfriends before (she refused to tell my brother how many)
-her dad hates iranians and is very mean to my brother
so...what the fuck. what does this girl want from my brother? he has absolutely NO experience with girls and this whole things just makes me very uneasy. i really do not understand this at all and i feel like he's being taken advantage of in some way. maybe homework.
in other news, sitting in my car today, listening to rammstein and eating a baked potato from wendy's is the low point of my week.