Crude humor... sorry mom ;)
1. Put a beer on you-you always get wet.
One point to BEER
2.Warm beer tastes awful.
One point to DICK
3.A really cold beer is satisfying.
One point to BEER
4.If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair
between your teeth, you may vomit.
One point to DICK
5. If you get home reeking of beer your boyfriend may get mad, make a scene, kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of dick your boyfriend may get mad, kick you out, even leave you. There's definitely a point to be had here, depending on your point of view and personal circumstances. I'll just call it a DRAW for the time being.
6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten dicks in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere.
One point to DICK
7. Beer is always ready when you are.
One point to BEER
8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of dick he may buy you a beer.
One point to DICK
9. You normally don't find old beer.
One point to BEER
10. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much
dick and you'll think you've seen God.
One point to DICK
11. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping off boxers is
fun. One point to DICK
12. In most countries there's a tax on beer.
One point to DICK
13. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off.
One point to BEER
14. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or a can. One point to BEER
15. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but eventually it
settles down. One point to BEER
16. With beer you always have choice: clear, dark,
pilsner,ale,lager,etc One point to BEER
17. You always know how much beer is going to cost
One point to BEER
18. Beer doesn't have a mother
One point to BEER
19. Beer never expects you to cook for it.
One point to BEER
20. No one ever calls you a slut if you have more than one beer.
One point to BEER
Final Score 12 BEER/ 7 DICK
That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER
PS: If you are a man and at this point feel angry, degraded or
discriminated against, just remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them, an extra point for BEER
One point to BEER
2.Warm beer tastes awful.
One point to DICK
3.A really cold beer is satisfying.
One point to BEER
4.If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair
between your teeth, you may vomit.
One point to DICK
5. If you get home reeking of beer your boyfriend may get mad, make a scene, kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of dick your boyfriend may get mad, kick you out, even leave you. There's definitely a point to be had here, depending on your point of view and personal circumstances. I'll just call it a DRAW for the time being.
6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten dicks in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere.
One point to DICK
7. Beer is always ready when you are.
One point to BEER
8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of dick he may buy you a beer.
One point to DICK
9. You normally don't find old beer.
One point to BEER
10. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much
dick and you'll think you've seen God.
One point to DICK
11. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping off boxers is
fun. One point to DICK
12. In most countries there's a tax on beer.
One point to DICK
13. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off.
One point to BEER
14. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or a can. One point to BEER
15. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but eventually it
settles down. One point to BEER
16. With beer you always have choice: clear, dark,
pilsner,ale,lager,etc One point to BEER
17. You always know how much beer is going to cost
One point to BEER
18. Beer doesn't have a mother
One point to BEER
19. Beer never expects you to cook for it.
One point to BEER
20. No one ever calls you a slut if you have more than one beer.
One point to BEER
Final Score 12 BEER/ 7 DICK
That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER
PS: If you are a man and at this point feel angry, degraded or
discriminated against, just remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them, an extra point for BEER