Title: Self-Proclaimed Connoisseur
Author:
lezi /Lys
Character(s): Puck/Kurt
Rating: R
Notes: None.
Puck’s a tits man. He loves round, squeeze-’em, tease-’em boobs to sink his teeth into. He’d suck, bite and lick tits forever, if he could.
A self-proclaimed boob connoisseur, Puck has a mental catalogue of, like, every rack he’s seen. Quinn’s were pale and easy to mark, the areolas barely noticeable. Santana’s, were dark and full--they fit so perfectly in his hands, it was like a match made in tit-heaven. He liked cougars’: stretch-marks against his tongue turned him on, for some reason.
Kurt… doesn’t have boobs. But Puck has a newfound affinity for big dicks, so it’s all good.