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[wjrobson]

Wow. I'm shocked. No really, I swear. This is my shocked face. I've never been so shocked in all my life. Only, you know, not

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[prepon]

oh my god what is happening

[wjrobson]

Is that rhetorical? I could give a detailed explanation, if you like.

[prepon]

do it please

[wjrobson]

Actually, I feel kind of sick right now, so I'm just going to keep it basic.

Justin dumped me because he wanted to bone James Franco.

[prepon]

i'd rather bone you than james franco if it makes you feel any better

[wjrobson]

Thanks, babe. It made me smile, at least.

and if you really want to bone me, as I said, line to the left

[prepon]

i'd much rather hit it when you aren't being slutty :-* ;)

[wjrobson]

Oh well. In that case, give me a week or so, then I'll make the offer again.