Welcome to My Haunt- Wizzy in the Spirit!

May 31, 2006 22:48

Yes, it is I
wizzy.  Now I know why Houdini had such a hard time communicating with the living- he didn't have a lap top!  I found one laying around here and thought I'd give it a shot.  Anyways....it's not easy drifting around in the foggy world of the LJ graveyard but I'm managing fairly well.  The powers to be here tell me  there's a bit of a problem- they're not sure I should be here.  They want to send me back to the "real" world very soon.  I said, "Where the Hell is that?"  They said, "Don't push your luck, Hell might be the place where you end up."  I guess journaling is frowned upon here too.  No freedom of speech anywhere these days.  What's a Ghost to do?   I tried my new Ghostly voice out the other day......I said "BOO!!!" and not more than 1 hour later Casper was suing me for copyright.  *sits down on my gravestone*

Speaking of copyright and free speech, I hear back in the world of the living that :

The Supreme Court made life a bit tougher for government whistleblowers Tuesday, saying the First Amendment doesn't protect public employees who disclose waste and fraud as part of their jobs.

I'm beginning to think I'd rather stay dead.  What's that world coming to?  I mean- think about it- how did I get this sheet thrown over me?  I tried to defend myself by posting what someone was saying about me and WHAM,  just like that I'm taking a stroll with Elvis, Jimmy Hoffa and  Nixon.  And now I see that the nice Christian lady that sent me here has my picture up on her site.  How is it that I can't defend myself against the mean and nasty things she wrote about me and I get charged with copyright but she can post a PICTURE of me and my wife- without our permission- and the LJ Police aren't taking any action against her!!?  Conspiracy I tell ya!  Hey Tricky Dick!  Got any suggestions?  What's that?  Just keep saying, "I'm not a crook." ???  Okay I'll try it....but it seems that people just don't care anymore Dick.  Morality has gone out the window.  In todays world Dick, you'd be a saint.

While I continue to float around in this ghostly foggy world there will be some out there who will defend me. 
honeytiger- you're the best but be careful- the LJ Police could soon be carving up a gravestone for you too. 
eagleeyes- you said it all on your recent post- except I'm not too sure about your political theory in all this- but then again...who knows, maybe George Bush does have something to do with all this. (????)

To all my friends & enemies out there- I shall return!  Until then if you wake up in the middle of the night and hear strange noises and see misty vapors floating through the air- it might be me.  After all a ghost like me deserves a good haunt once in awhile- doesn't he?   Time to go and haunt some friends lists-  BOO!!!!

I think I've got it!  What do you think Casper????
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