Oh God...

[wizzard890]

I would have liked to keep this one quiet for a little while, but because of upcoming conventions and of course the need to keep my publishers informed, it seems to me unfair to withhold the news. I have been diagnosed with a very rare form of early onset Alzheimer's, which lay behind this year's phantom "stroke".

-Terry Pratchett
Via Paul Kidby's website: http://www.paulkidby.com/news/index.html

*curls into a ball and cries*

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