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You wanna know why every other country hates america? Here's why. Had anyone ever even heard of Miss USA before she started boozing it up? Did anyone know there was both a Miss America and a Miss USA? No. Fuck no.
So it comes out that she's been partying and might lose her title. So there is a press conference today at 11:00. It's on every major cable news channel. It's breaking news. It's the story of the week. Donald Trump then comes out that she's getting a second chance and umm "not fired" People in the newsroom cant belive it. They're OMGing left and right. I PROMISE you it will be one of our top stories tonight. It's the frontpage story on yahoo.com. She's going into rehab. It's a fucking glorified prom queen who had some fun and people eat it up. I'd really like to know how many Iraqi civilians fucking died during the 40 min press conference.