Really...DON'T Tell Me
What do guys see in me?
I swear...I can't even mind my own business without stirring up drama.
This guy is an acquaintance of Billy's...and he's completely aware of the fact that we're "involved". Why he brought this up is beyond me.
Read on...
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Im With AvriI: Ignoring u...
Shwn1568: im guessin this is miss klum?
Im With AvriI: That's Miss Bitch 2 u
Shwn1568: of course how could i forget
Im With AvriI: Dunno...amnesia?
Shwn1568: i guess i could be that i just dont care about a byatch like u
Im With AvriI: Then y r u associating urself w/ this "byatch"?
Shwn1568: who says i was?
Im With AvriI: Ur talking 2 me
Shwn1568: well thats only cause i think u are extremely attractive and i would like to take back all the mean things i have said to u over the past to weeks also tell u that u have very pretty eyes
Im With AvriI: ....my GAWD...I bet you had to bite your tongue to spit that out.
Im With AvriI: I'm saving that quote as well. Just in case you take it back.
Shwn1568: actually no i may have been an asshole to u but i truely do think u are attractive i just have trouble tryin to express it plus im to fuckin sarcastic for my own good
Shwn1568: i just dont know y im tellin this too u cause its not like u could feel the same
Im With AvriI: Haha. Sorry. I'm kinda overwhelmed. I can't insult you now b/c I'd feel bad.
Shwn1568: see i knew it i know u dont want anything to do with me so just come out a say it
Im With AvriI: But the insults are fine...I too am too sarcastic for my own good...if the person lets me. Well, Shawn...you have a nice ass. Glad we've put that out in the open. What?! I do too like you. Why else would I be such an ass to you? I'm a 1st grader when it comes to this attraction thing. To be honest...I speak to VERY few guys. I'm a man hater. So..if I'm speaking to you...you're wwwaaaayyy ahead of most.
Shwn1568: and i must say not to be perverted or anything but if u let me do more than speak there would even be anyone behind me so to speak;-)
Im With AvriI: Okay...ditz melt down...break the last comment down to me.
Shwn1568: im talkin about the sexual acts that could occur between us if u would allow them would put every other guy u have been with to shame....that includes massages8-)
Shwn1568: 2 key words though COULD and IF
Im With AvriI: Two words...MAY and BE.
Shwn1568: i can live with that its not like goin anywhere
Im With AvriI: What's not?
Shwn1568: i meant its not like im goin anywhere
Shwn1568: i saw kyle today at toy r us
Im With AvriI: Haha. I'm been debating whether or not to ask for the largest toy from the back and ask for a Kyle Cook to deliver it for me. Then, ya know...change my mind once he got it up front.
Shwn1568: that would be kinda funny but what would be even more funny would be to goin in and ask kyle what department he works in then fuck up everything int hat deparment and run out laughin
Im With AvriI: He has to CLEAN up shit in aisles as well?!
Im With AvriI: THAT blows.
Shwn1568: hey if worst comes to worst i might be workin there
Im With AvriI: Ha. HA. Well...if YOU...start working there...I might just decide to browse the aisles. Two of you means DOUBLE the fun.
Shwn1568: well u got one thing right but sorry im not into that type of shit
Im With AvriI: ha. Ha. HA. You're so funny, Shawn. I think I've split my side. But that would be nice.
Shwn1568: ewwwwwwww hell no
Im With AvriI: Haha. C'mon...you know Kyle's cute.
Im With AvriI: Haha. JK.
Im With AvriI: I wouldn't do that.
Shwn1568: sure u would u backdoor ho
Im With AvriI: I'm not a ho ya fruit.
Shwn1568: hey woman im not no fruit u hear
Shwn1568: but since were on the subject of hos......what do u like and dont like when u get sexual?
Im With AvriI: Haha. WOW. You just get straight to the point, huh? Lemme see....
Shwn1568: y not lifes to short for dumb shit
Shwn1568: besides i like to be prepared just in case;-)
Im With AvriI: 1st of all...I'm not a ho. I've only been with ONE person. I've only kissed THREE people. TWO of them...was forced on me. So...only one was mutual. So..the ho thing...scratched. I like a lot of stuff behind closed doors. I'm open to anything really. I don't have a favorite. I'll do almost anything once. But...the few things I can honestly say I particularly like...a lot...69...oral (both ways)...& finger-banging (ooooh yeeeaaah). But that's as far as foreplay is concerned. Sex...I guess I like it from behind. I get more out of it. This stuff really isn't any of your BUSINESS. But...I'm not with anyone really...so...I have nothing to hide.
Shwn1568: DAMN
Im With AvriI: What?
Im With AvriI: TMI?
Shwn1568: no it just took my by suprise that there is so much but i like what i hear cause thats basically how i like it all especially the from behind sex i cant get enough of that
Im With AvriI: It took you by surprise that I told told you as much as I did...or that I like or have done as much as I have?
Im With AvriI: Some peg me for innocent. I am...but...I have my moments.
Shwn1568: told me as much as u did......
Shwn1568: hey we all do
Im With AvriI: Gotcha.
Im With AvriI: What...where should i have cut it off?
Shwn1568: ive done it all except 69 i have shared oral but never done 69
Shwn1568: no where that was perfect thats all i needed to know
Im With AvriI: Fuuuuuunnnn.
Im With AvriI: You're missing out, bro.
Im With AvriI: Haha. Not really.
Shwn1568: hang on a moment
Im With AvriI: k
Shwn1568: im back sorry i had to call a friend to find out about something
Im With AvriI: What is this..."something"?
Im With AvriI: My turn to be nosey.
Shwn1568: a friend of mine told me that her and her bf broke up and i wanted to know y cause i was curious
Shwn1568: but ya off that subject what were we talkin about
Im With AvriI: What were we talking about?
Shwn1568: oh ya one other question
Shwn1568: do u like being spanked while gettin it from behind?
Im With AvriI: Omg. Dude. Can't say I've ever been spanked.
Im With AvriI: You are NOSEY.
Shwn1568: no im just curious and u were being nosey about my phone call so i had to settle the score
Shwn1568: im done though
Im With AvriI: Uh huh. You started it...I was just finishing it. Now you've just re-opened the can of wormsn.
Im With AvriI: *worms. And I don't like worms.
Im With AvriI: Shrimp, yes. Worms, no.
Im With AvriI: This isn't Fear Factor. I don't win 50,000 out of this.
Im With AvriI: What was I talking about?
Shwn1568: i dont have one fuckin clue ......so u dont like worms huh??? how about snakes?
Shwn1568: like say trouser snakes?
Im With AvriI: Can't say I like reptiles...can't say I'm scared of them either.
Shwn1568: what about trouser snakes?
Im With AvriI: Depends who's attached to them.
Shwn1568: what about mine?
Im With AvriI: Omg...dude, I'm not answering that.
Im With AvriI: I can only like one at a time.
Im With AvriI: Feel free to type.
<>Shwn1568: whats that mean??? like one at a time?
Im With AvriI: I can't be interested in two snakes. Well...I can be. But I can only pet one at a time. Too dangerous. Don't wanna get bit.
Shwn1568: so whose are u pettin at the moment?
Shwn1568: im jealous
Im With AvriI: Haha. You KNOW who I'm petting.
Shwn1568: billy? i dare say
Im With AvriI: Haha. Yes. The POWER Friend.
Shwn1568: ewwwww
Shwn1568: but hes in austin
Im With AvriI: Haha. Why EWWW? I know where he is.
Im With AvriI: He told you not to try and climb his tree.
Shwn1568: hey what can i say i see something i want i go for it
Im With AvriI: Well..we're not a couple...as of right now, just best friends (that have crossed the line)...anything can happen. With his being in Austin....I'm sure he'll get tired of me and run elsewhere. I'll have to find someone else to walk me, right?
Shwn1568: besides he ainst gots ta know
Shwn1568: i hear that one and i wouldnt mind crossin that line over and over and over again
Im With AvriI: Haha. No, he doesn't have to know. And he won't. At least not from me. But I came into this honest...and I'm leaving it honest. Plus, I'd never do that to him. Too much history. But knowing Billy...he's going to screw up...and I'm going to have to walk away from this. Would you comfort me? Haha.
Shwn1568: of course i got all the comfort u would need
Shwn1568: think he would get pissed about that though?
Im With AvriI: About...if things didn't work out with us...and something happened with you? He can't...really. I was never his to begin with. Same reason why I can't get mad if he strays elsewhere. He may be jealous...I'm sure he would be. But...no...he wouldn't mention anything. Dustin and him have dated the same girl.
Im With AvriI: You'd think if he was having dreams of us living together and gettting married...that he would try and make this something more than just a benefits thing. He doesn't treat it or think of it that way...but it is, in all actuality.
Im With AvriI: I don't get you guys.
Im With AvriI: Oh well. His loss!
Im With AvriI: Haha.
Shwn1568: i guess so
Im With AvriI: SPEAK SHAWN!
Im With AvriI: oh...hi.
Shwn1568: sorry i didnt respond i was talkin to my dad then i got a call about a job
Im With AvriI: Ahh...what kind of job, huh?
Shwn1568: stripper
Shwn1568: oh no im sorry i meant porn star
Im With AvriI: Ah...didnt realize Jenna Jameson had run out of partners.
Shwn1568: oh ya she was beggin to get up on what i got when she saw it
Im With AvriI: Ahh...well, Jenna knows what she wants.
Im With AvriI: She usually gets it.
Shwn1568: ya of course
Shwn1568: but no it was actually to garden ridge
Im With AvriI: Gonna frolic in the pansies?
Im With AvriI: Have a green thumb, Shawn?
Shwn1568: no but i have a big white dick does that count?
Shwn1568: too weird?
Im With AvriI: I left...for what...5 minutes?...and...I miss all the good stuff.
Im With AvriI: So...what? You want me to call you Moby or something?
Shwn1568: HELL NO u do and u die
Im With AvriI: Okay, Moby.
Im With AvriI: Oh...wait. Is that the sound of...breathing?
Shwn1568: fuck off
Im With AvriI: ...to where?
Shwn1568: my house on my bed
Im With AvriI: Your cot?
Im With AvriI: The rabbit has your bed.
Shwn1568: fuck no he dont
Shwn1568: i am the man of my own bed
Shwn1568: soon u will learn this
Im With AvriI: Soon? Really? Is that so? And..um...how do you figure this?
Im With AvriI: I need a diet coke. You think on this while I run down the hall.
Shwn1568: cause u know u like this ass u even said i had a nice ass so there u know u want it
Im With AvriI: I tell Kyle that he's cute & I like his hair....I don't sleep with him..aside from all his teasing.
Shwn1568: sure u dont
Shwn1568: but yet again i go back to my point of blowin everyother guy uve been with out of the watter
Shwn1568: water
Im With AvriI: How do you know you surpass the other?
Im With AvriI: That damn confident? Every guy is positive HIS shit is THE shit.
Im With AvriI: Now why is that?
Shwn1568: cause im just that good what can i say
Shwn1568: the only problem is that im only at my best when i am blazed up so thats a downer
Im With AvriI: Don't smoke?
Shwn1568: ok thats good for u
Shwn1568: but hey im gettin bored and i was about to go out anyway so i guess i will just talk to u later
Shwn1568: give me a call sometime if u wanna hang out k
Im With AvriI: Kewl. And vice versa.
Shwn1568: gotca
Shwn1568: seeya babe
Im With AvriI: Leave.
Shwn1568: fuck u i will
Im With AvriI: Haha.
Shwn1568: whore
Im With AvriI: Tramp
Shwn1568: skank
Im With AvriI: Bastard
Shwn1568: cum guzzler
Im With AvriI: fudge packer
Shwn1568: no sorry im straight PEACE
Im With AvriI: Haha. Good 2 know?
I swear...I can't even mind my own business without stirring up drama.
This guy is an acquaintance of Billy's...and he's completely aware of the fact that we're "involved". Why he brought this up is beyond me.
Read on...
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Im With AvriI: Ignoring u...
Shwn1568: im guessin this is miss klum?
Im With AvriI: That's Miss Bitch 2 u
Shwn1568: of course how could i forget
Im With AvriI: Dunno...amnesia?
Shwn1568: i guess i could be that i just dont care about a byatch like u
Im With AvriI: Then y r u associating urself w/ this "byatch"?
Shwn1568: who says i was?
Im With AvriI: Ur talking 2 me
Shwn1568: well thats only cause i think u are extremely attractive and i would like to take back all the mean things i have said to u over the past to weeks also tell u that u have very pretty eyes
Im With AvriI: ....my GAWD...I bet you had to bite your tongue to spit that out.
Im With AvriI: I'm saving that quote as well. Just in case you take it back.
Shwn1568: actually no i may have been an asshole to u but i truely do think u are attractive i just have trouble tryin to express it plus im to fuckin sarcastic for my own good
Shwn1568: i just dont know y im tellin this too u cause its not like u could feel the same
Im With AvriI: Haha. Sorry. I'm kinda overwhelmed. I can't insult you now b/c I'd feel bad.
Shwn1568: see i knew it i know u dont want anything to do with me so just come out a say it
Im With AvriI: But the insults are fine...I too am too sarcastic for my own good...if the person lets me. Well, Shawn...you have a nice ass. Glad we've put that out in the open. What?! I do too like you. Why else would I be such an ass to you? I'm a 1st grader when it comes to this attraction thing. To be honest...I speak to VERY few guys. I'm a man hater. So..if I'm speaking to you...you're wwwaaaayyy ahead of most.
Shwn1568: and i must say not to be perverted or anything but if u let me do more than speak there would even be anyone behind me so to speak;-)
Im With AvriI: Okay...ditz melt down...break the last comment down to me.
Shwn1568: im talkin about the sexual acts that could occur between us if u would allow them would put every other guy u have been with to shame....that includes massages8-)
Shwn1568: 2 key words though COULD and IF
Im With AvriI: Two words...MAY and BE.
Shwn1568: i can live with that its not like goin anywhere
Im With AvriI: What's not?
Shwn1568: i meant its not like im goin anywhere
Shwn1568: i saw kyle today at toy r us
Im With AvriI: Haha. I'm been debating whether or not to ask for the largest toy from the back and ask for a Kyle Cook to deliver it for me. Then, ya know...change my mind once he got it up front.
Shwn1568: that would be kinda funny but what would be even more funny would be to goin in and ask kyle what department he works in then fuck up everything int hat deparment and run out laughin
Im With AvriI: He has to CLEAN up shit in aisles as well?!
Im With AvriI: THAT blows.
Shwn1568: hey if worst comes to worst i might be workin there
Im With AvriI: Ha. HA. Well...if YOU...start working there...I might just decide to browse the aisles. Two of you means DOUBLE the fun.
Shwn1568: well u got one thing right but sorry im not into that type of shit
Im With AvriI: ha. Ha. HA. You're so funny, Shawn. I think I've split my side. But that would be nice.
Shwn1568: ewwwwwwww hell no
Im With AvriI: Haha. C'mon...you know Kyle's cute.
Im With AvriI: Haha. JK.
Im With AvriI: I wouldn't do that.
Shwn1568: sure u would u backdoor ho
Im With AvriI: I'm not a ho ya fruit.
Shwn1568: hey woman im not no fruit u hear
Shwn1568: but since were on the subject of hos......what do u like and dont like when u get sexual?
Im With AvriI: Haha. WOW. You just get straight to the point, huh? Lemme see....
Shwn1568: y not lifes to short for dumb shit
Shwn1568: besides i like to be prepared just in case;-)
Im With AvriI: 1st of all...I'm not a ho. I've only been with ONE person. I've only kissed THREE people. TWO of them...was forced on me. So...only one was mutual. So..the ho thing...scratched. I like a lot of stuff behind closed doors. I'm open to anything really. I don't have a favorite. I'll do almost anything once. But...the few things I can honestly say I particularly like...a lot...69...oral (both ways)...& finger-banging (ooooh yeeeaaah). But that's as far as foreplay is concerned. Sex...I guess I like it from behind. I get more out of it. This stuff really isn't any of your BUSINESS. But...I'm not with anyone really...so...I have nothing to hide.
Shwn1568: DAMN
Im With AvriI: What?
Im With AvriI: TMI?
Shwn1568: no it just took my by suprise that there is so much but i like what i hear cause thats basically how i like it all especially the from behind sex i cant get enough of that
Im With AvriI: It took you by surprise that I told told you as much as I did...or that I like or have done as much as I have?
Im With AvriI: Some peg me for innocent. I am...but...I have my moments.
Shwn1568: told me as much as u did......
Shwn1568: hey we all do
Im With AvriI: Gotcha.
Im With AvriI: What...where should i have cut it off?
Shwn1568: ive done it all except 69 i have shared oral but never done 69
Shwn1568: no where that was perfect thats all i needed to know
Im With AvriI: Fuuuuuunnnn.
Im With AvriI: You're missing out, bro.
Im With AvriI: Haha. Not really.
Shwn1568: hang on a moment
Im With AvriI: k
Shwn1568: im back sorry i had to call a friend to find out about something
Im With AvriI: What is this..."something"?
Im With AvriI: My turn to be nosey.
Shwn1568: a friend of mine told me that her and her bf broke up and i wanted to know y cause i was curious
Shwn1568: but ya off that subject what were we talkin about
Im With AvriI: What were we talking about?
Shwn1568: oh ya one other question
Shwn1568: do u like being spanked while gettin it from behind?
Im With AvriI: Omg. Dude. Can't say I've ever been spanked.
Im With AvriI: You are NOSEY.
Shwn1568: no im just curious and u were being nosey about my phone call so i had to settle the score
Shwn1568: im done though
Im With AvriI: Uh huh. You started it...I was just finishing it. Now you've just re-opened the can of wormsn.
Im With AvriI: *worms. And I don't like worms.
Im With AvriI: Shrimp, yes. Worms, no.
Im With AvriI: This isn't Fear Factor. I don't win 50,000 out of this.
Im With AvriI: What was I talking about?
Shwn1568: i dont have one fuckin clue ......so u dont like worms huh??? how about snakes?
Shwn1568: like say trouser snakes?
Im With AvriI: Can't say I like reptiles...can't say I'm scared of them either.
Shwn1568: what about trouser snakes?
Im With AvriI: Depends who's attached to them.
Shwn1568: what about mine?
Im With AvriI: Omg...dude, I'm not answering that.
Im With AvriI: I can only like one at a time.
Im With AvriI: Feel free to type.
<>Shwn1568: whats that mean??? like one at a time?
Im With AvriI: I can't be interested in two snakes. Well...I can be. But I can only pet one at a time. Too dangerous. Don't wanna get bit.
Shwn1568: so whose are u pettin at the moment?
Shwn1568: im jealous
Im With AvriI: Haha. You KNOW who I'm petting.
Shwn1568: billy? i dare say
Im With AvriI: Haha. Yes. The POWER Friend.
Shwn1568: ewwwww
Shwn1568: but hes in austin
Im With AvriI: Haha. Why EWWW? I know where he is.
Im With AvriI: He told you not to try and climb his tree.
Shwn1568: hey what can i say i see something i want i go for it
Im With AvriI: Well..we're not a couple...as of right now, just best friends (that have crossed the line)...anything can happen. With his being in Austin....I'm sure he'll get tired of me and run elsewhere. I'll have to find someone else to walk me, right?
Shwn1568: besides he ainst gots ta know
Shwn1568: i hear that one and i wouldnt mind crossin that line over and over and over again
Im With AvriI: Haha. No, he doesn't have to know. And he won't. At least not from me. But I came into this honest...and I'm leaving it honest. Plus, I'd never do that to him. Too much history. But knowing Billy...he's going to screw up...and I'm going to have to walk away from this. Would you comfort me? Haha.
Shwn1568: of course i got all the comfort u would need
Shwn1568: think he would get pissed about that though?
Im With AvriI: About...if things didn't work out with us...and something happened with you? He can't...really. I was never his to begin with. Same reason why I can't get mad if he strays elsewhere. He may be jealous...I'm sure he would be. But...no...he wouldn't mention anything. Dustin and him have dated the same girl.
Im With AvriI: You'd think if he was having dreams of us living together and gettting married...that he would try and make this something more than just a benefits thing. He doesn't treat it or think of it that way...but it is, in all actuality.
Im With AvriI: I don't get you guys.
Im With AvriI: Oh well. His loss!
Im With AvriI: Haha.
Shwn1568: i guess so
Im With AvriI: SPEAK SHAWN!
Im With AvriI: oh...hi.
Shwn1568: sorry i didnt respond i was talkin to my dad then i got a call about a job
Im With AvriI: Ahh...what kind of job, huh?
Shwn1568: stripper
Shwn1568: oh no im sorry i meant porn star
Im With AvriI: Ah...didnt realize Jenna Jameson had run out of partners.
Shwn1568: oh ya she was beggin to get up on what i got when she saw it
Im With AvriI: Ahh...well, Jenna knows what she wants.
Im With AvriI: She usually gets it.
Shwn1568: ya of course
Shwn1568: but no it was actually to garden ridge
Im With AvriI: Gonna frolic in the pansies?
Im With AvriI: Have a green thumb, Shawn?
Shwn1568: no but i have a big white dick does that count?
Shwn1568: too weird?
Im With AvriI: I left...for what...5 minutes?...and...I miss all the good stuff.
Im With AvriI: So...what? You want me to call you Moby or something?
Shwn1568: HELL NO u do and u die
Im With AvriI: Okay, Moby.
Im With AvriI: Oh...wait. Is that the sound of...breathing?
Shwn1568: fuck off
Im With AvriI: ...to where?
Shwn1568: my house on my bed
Im With AvriI: Your cot?
Im With AvriI: The rabbit has your bed.
Shwn1568: fuck no he dont
Shwn1568: i am the man of my own bed
Shwn1568: soon u will learn this
Im With AvriI: Soon? Really? Is that so? And..um...how do you figure this?
Im With AvriI: I need a diet coke. You think on this while I run down the hall.
Shwn1568: cause u know u like this ass u even said i had a nice ass so there u know u want it
Im With AvriI: I tell Kyle that he's cute & I like his hair....I don't sleep with him..aside from all his teasing.
Shwn1568: sure u dont
Shwn1568: but yet again i go back to my point of blowin everyother guy uve been with out of the watter
Shwn1568: water
Im With AvriI: How do you know you surpass the other?
Im With AvriI: That damn confident? Every guy is positive HIS shit is THE shit.
Im With AvriI: Now why is that?
Shwn1568: cause im just that good what can i say
Shwn1568: the only problem is that im only at my best when i am blazed up so thats a downer
Im With AvriI: Don't smoke?
Shwn1568: ok thats good for u
Shwn1568: but hey im gettin bored and i was about to go out anyway so i guess i will just talk to u later
Shwn1568: give me a call sometime if u wanna hang out k
Im With AvriI: Kewl. And vice versa.
Shwn1568: gotca
Shwn1568: seeya babe
Im With AvriI: Leave.
Shwn1568: fuck u i will
Im With AvriI: Haha.
Shwn1568: whore
Im With AvriI: Tramp
Shwn1568: skank
Im With AvriI: Bastard
Shwn1568: cum guzzler
Im With AvriI: fudge packer
Shwn1568: no sorry im straight PEACE
Im With AvriI: Haha. Good 2 know?