Sometimes I think I'm clever...
...and then I record it for posterity just in case my awkward ass never manages again.
Re: Relationship Woes -
Gay friend of mine, woeful about his latest romance endeavor failure with a straight boy:
"I know, i shouldn't have tried for it, but I'm just such a sucker for a cute face."
Me:
"I know. Everyone is. You need to start checking the make and model to see if that face is compatible with your cock hardware."
Re: Relationship Woes -
Gay friend of mine, woeful about his latest romance endeavor failure with a straight boy:
"I know, i shouldn't have tried for it, but I'm just such a sucker for a cute face."
Me:
"I know. Everyone is. You need to start checking the make and model to see if that face is compatible with your cock hardware."