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（　see knowlton. see knowlton wearing a fake beard and a christmas hat. see knowlton look about as unamused as a new zealander hollislander can possibly be.

he's in a white room, that's about all that can be seen, and is looking off camera.　）

-not bloody doin' this, I don't care if it'll make me look good, who wants- （　…oh. it's on. hello discedo

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[Do you see this face Knowlton? Do you see it?]

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What's with that face.

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You're really giving everyone presents?

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（　more whispering off screen.

with the a smile so fake it looks like a grimace, knowlton replies:　） Not me, Santa.

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Oh... If it was him, then, did he pick out all of these books?

[Bodice rippers, Santa? Gee you're jolly.]

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Guess he got confused when you said all genres.

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It's ok! People read all kinds of books...

[That image is still a little scary.]

Anyways, thank you for telling us! I think everyone will have a better Christmas now.

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Aren't you just precious.

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I mean it, though. It's nice of you.

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Wasn't my idea.

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Still.

[Yep, his good opinion of you is pretty much set.]

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（　would be kind of creeped out by this. he still hates you all.　）

Still what? Gonna be grateful to a bloke who's being blackmailed into doing something?

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But, you helped me before you said any of this.

[Deal with it, Knowlton. At least one of them likes you now.]

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You make for excellent proof of our good intentions.

（　haaaaaaaaaaate　）

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If your intentions were that bad, I don't think Santa would help you.

[Nevaaaaar.]

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Once again, they aren't my intentions.