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（ see knowlton. see knowlton wearing a fake beard and a christmas hat. see knowlton look about as unamused as a new zealander hollislander can possibly be.
he's in a white room, that's about all that can be seen, and is looking off camera. ）
-not bloody doin' this, I don't care if it'll make me look good, who wants- （ …oh. it's on. hello discedo. he looks in the camera, looking absolutely deadpan. ）
Alright, gents. I'm sure you missed me terribly, but I've got some lovely news for you lot: Christmas is coming, and that means so's Santa. So send in your letters, kids, and we'll pass 'em along to the bloke. Ask that Robin kid if you don't believe me, yeah?
Just address your Christmas wishes to Santa or to me and the girl, and we'll make sure you get your holiday gifts.
（ he says this all in a flat tone of voice. off-screen, an indistinct woman's voice whispers something. ） I'm bloody well not going ho-ho-ho, Q!
（ he tears off the beard and tosses it aside. ） It looks like I'm with your scientists now, mates. Ironic, isn't it? But to prove my good name, I got my own present for you. I can make your communicators better; longer range. Drop by the bar this weekend and I'll have a little shop set up, free of charge, won't that be nice?
Happy Christmas to all.
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ooc: more details here! ）
he's in a white room, that's about all that can be seen, and is looking off camera. ）
-not bloody doin' this, I don't care if it'll make me look good, who wants- （ …oh. it's on. hello discedo. he looks in the camera, looking absolutely deadpan. ）
Alright, gents. I'm sure you missed me terribly, but I've got some lovely news for you lot: Christmas is coming, and that means so's Santa. So send in your letters, kids, and we'll pass 'em along to the bloke. Ask that Robin kid if you don't believe me, yeah?
Just address your Christmas wishes to Santa or to me and the girl, and we'll make sure you get your holiday gifts.
（ he says this all in a flat tone of voice. off-screen, an indistinct woman's voice whispers something. ） I'm bloody well not going ho-ho-ho, Q!
（ he tears off the beard and tosses it aside. ） It looks like I'm with your scientists now, mates. Ironic, isn't it? But to prove my good name, I got my own present for you. I can make your communicators better; longer range. Drop by the bar this weekend and I'll have a little shop set up, free of charge, won't that be nice?
Happy Christmas to all.
（ end broadcast.
ooc: more details here! ）