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DON'T TEACH HIM HOW TO COOK - THAT WOULD KILL HIM!
Just kicked Milton critics all around the room and produced what may even be a passable essay, which is nice. This is a Quick Post in which I have two questions.
1) Does anyone want a free ticket to the Masquerade Ball?Due to my heinous disorganisation, I thought I'd sold off my ticket (can't go because prior committments and nothing to wear. Also ( Read more... ) -
Oh gods it's happened again.
Right. Battle of Maldon essay is FINISHED. It's shit, but apparently Bernard liked my Dream of the Rood one, so all is good and sexy. I don;t really know what I've been doing this week - it's all gone very quickly, but I don't seem to have done much. I have, however, gone and poked estate agents, and now have some idea of where I'm going to live ( Read more... ) -
Your heart's a broken war machine, your tears are positively crystalline
I finished the essay. Kathryn Holland is going to come and punch me in the head when she's read it. It is the finest thing I have ever written*.
*For this, read utter, utter wank.
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Ride a white pig to the edge of Lapland.... Why did I do that? Why did I do that?....I don't know
Ohgodsohgods. I am writing the most whimsical essay ever, and can't seem to stop. And it's for the TCI paper. And the only way I can think of to salvage it is to make nauseatingly clever-clever meta-points at the end. Also, I've mentioned the "Coherence Hedgehod", and made bad puns with brackets. And I referenced Gormenghast and the Matrix snarkily ( Read more... ) -
EJECTION! Eight times my WEIGHT! EJECTION! GOT TO ESCAPE!
My new graphics pen/tablet has finally come, and I am playing with it. As can be seen below, I've not yet mastered the subtleties...
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Hurray!
Strictly heterosexual yes.In other news, I am FINISHED FOR THE TERM and a bit drunk, due to going out for a pub lunch with the other English students. I think being ill destroys my tolerance, as I only had a couple of pints *sways* However, Patrick is a twat and a racist. As we knew ( Read more... ) -
jjjjjjnjnmndlpm Brainbrokensendheadrepairman (Running cold and hot sweat included FREE"}
Vnn. Finished "essay"*. Fixed curtains (sort of). Have not tidied up because I think I MAY DIE OF ILL. Have predatory rash, neverending headache, keep passing out and jolting back into reality, eyes hurt, joints hurt, knee is packing up, and I'm not sure a)how I wrote 2,056 almost coherent words, and b) whether I will make it i) to my tutorial ii) ( Read more... )
