Dear Drivers,

I know most of you know how to drive, I appreciate that. For those of you that can't seem to grasp it, when it's raining so hard you can't see two feet in front of your car, that might be a good sign to turn on your headlights. Never mind the fact that the state law requires you to use your headlights if your windshield wipers are ( Read more... )

Dear Little Kid,

While I appreciate that you are broadening your musical horizons by playing Beatles Rock Band and I am thrilled that you were going to buy a few of their albums, please please, for the love of all things music, don't ever sing one of their songs again. Please stick to the guitar or the drums and leave their beautiful song Here ( Read more... )

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Dear Birds,

It's 2 in the morning and you are chirping. Shut up and get yourselves some clocks.

Sincerely,
Me

Dear LA Drivers,

If you don't know how to drive, get off the road! If you see emergency vehicles barreling down the street with their sirens going for the love of cupcakes get out of their way! If you are already in the intersection, finish your business so you aren't blocking their path! If you want to make a left turn but you are still at the ( Read more... )

Dear Random People,

Stp talkin lik this. it maks me vry angry!!! @___@

Sincerely,
Bleeding Eyes

PS-I'm not a grammar or spelling Nazi but seriously, that type of talk really angers me.

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Dear Mystery,

I know you don't like me too much but please refrain from clawing me when I pick you up to put you in mom's room. Also, please refrain from sticking your lethal claw into my nipple. Thank you.

In pain,
Sara

Dear Spencer,

We know you don't liked to be poked by wet dog
noses but please try to refrain from clawing said nose. We know you
don't really hurt Heidi but her whines of torture make me cringe. Also,
please don't decide to get affectionate and licky right after cleaning
your butt after you emerge from the catbox. It isn't nice.

Your baffled mum,
Sara

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