Love, Sara

[witherwings7]

Dear Spencer,

We know you don't liked to be poked by wet dog
noses but please try to refrain from clawing said nose. We know you
don't really hurt Heidi but her whines of torture make me cringe. Also,
please don't decide to get affectionate and licky right after cleaning
your butt after you emerge from the catbox. It isn't nice.

Your baffled mum,
Sara

Comments

[keltikdrag0nfly]

I enjoyed this entire post, and I also detest grammar nazis... though I am vaguely concerned about how well you used l33tsp33k. ~_^

[witherwings7]

Don't be scared, it took me a full two minutes to figure it out ;)

[weaz3l]

3`/3 P|23|=3|23 @|>\/@|\|<3|> 1337.

Joking, joking. Although, I admit I did talk like that for a while cuz I thought it was cool but never in serious conversation or livejournal.

[witherwings7]

What does that say? I can't understand 1337 speak 95% of the time ;)
I never thought it was cool, I thought it would fry my brain ;)

[weaz3l]

It says "I prefer advanced leet". Regular leet just uses numbers, advanced leet uses those symbols too.