[REPO] KinKi Kids J con MC reports
I randomly found a Chinese MA blog that translated some reports from J con!
TN: Things in [brackets] are my additions, things in (parentheses) are additional texts translated from the Chinese blog. Also, I didn't translate super exactly word-for-word, since it's a translation of a translation of a transcript anyway, so... you know, just get the general idea and stuff~ Finally, it's really late and I am so not editing this lol :X
12/18:
[In the concert there's Domoto Tsuyoshi, and then Yonehana Tsuyoshi (MA), and then Eda Tsuyoshi (They Budou).]
So Koichi was hella pretending to not be able to remember any of They Budou's names and was fooling around
and then he grabbed 244 Tsuyo and was like "wait which Tsuyoshi is this?"
then they had a SPECIAL GAME FOR KOICHI who can never remember kouhai's names!
the game: guess They Budou's names
the result:
Takahashi → Tanaka
Hayashi → Harada
Eda → Eguchi
Yamamoto → Yamada
[puhahahaha ALL WRONG :x]
~
12/19:
Ko: so then, everyone please sit down first
Tsu: everyone's already sat down without you telling them to
Ko: stand up! everyone stand up! I said stand up! *saying this to all directions*
*after everyone stands*
Ko: Sit!
Tsu: lmao
Ko: I had crab yesterday! The aquarium had a lot of carp(?), and they were really big too.
Tsu: Yone and I had carp
Ko: Tsuyoshi Tsuyoshi!
Tsu: only Yara finished it
Ko: you know how the waitresses will come and take your plate when it seems like you're done? well you could tell there wasn't much to eat left, yet Yara told her "I'm not done~" when she came to take the plate. as he ate and ate, all the ice in the wine totally melted lol
Yara: it's been 2 years since I ate carp, it was so good. it's also been 2 years since being in a KinKi con, I'm really happy, feels like this is my starting point/home base
Ko: because you've been doing butais~
Tsuyo and Yone start talking about playing games
Yone: let's not talk about this? haha I understand why Tsuyoshi-kun wants to talk about it, but it's not something you can talk about here!
Ko: lol you got scolded by Yone!
Yone: whenever Koichi-kun plays games, he becomes super yasashii
Yara: and he uses emoji!
Tsu: ehh?! what kind of emojis?
[and then this blog CUTS OUT the next part omfg what D:
I know it's an MA blog but a;dlkgjal;gkma I want to knowwww]
Yone: Koichi-kun will get petulant when playing games
Ko: I do! if you're late or something
then they played the They Budou name guessing game again -
Koichi: Eda-kun! (except he was pointing to the wrong person :x) ... Takahashi! ... Hayashi!
(but then because Koichi was looking at the uchiwas)
Yone: put your uchiwas away!
Ko: wahhh they really put them away T_T ... Yamada Yamada!
[it's actually Yamamoto]
Ko: well whatever, I'll just call you Yamada~ Yamamotoyama~
~
12/22:
while Koichi and Tsuyoshi are MCing, there's a fan who's talking in the audience
so they start going
"what are you doing?! whose fan are you?"
"They Budou's? Machida's? Yaracchi's?"
(turns out it was They Budou's Hayashi's fan hahaha)
[OH A MENTION OF AKKI:]
Ko: when MA all gets together, it looks really dense~ although the one with the most dense face isn't here anymore. without that person, it looks slightly less dense. (very subtle atmosphere) [dense = concentrated, not stupid ... not that I understand what that means in terms of having concentrated faces?]
MA: you mean we weren't always 3 people? (seems like they wanted to skip over the topic like this)
Ko: no no~ that guy's also working hard right now
[ further details here? and hurrah, clarification about the "dense" bit]
~
12/30:
Tsu: why does it feel kind of strange? They Budou!
They: yes!
Tsu: likes to eat grapes [grapes = "budou"]
Ko: are good at martial arts [martial arts = "budou"]
Tsu: the kinds of girls they like are like seagrapes
Ko: they're still very young~
Tsu: they have dyed hair
Ko: I also have dyed hair! Am I also still young~?
Tsu: nope loll
Ko: because dyed hair still suits me!
Tsu: ...Yonehana, what do you think?
Yone: thinking that dyed hair = youthful is already a sign that you're not young anymore
Ko: ahahahahaha
Tsu: well said! only you would say that
Ko: that's right~ hahah okay then let's have everyone say something?
Tsu: why do your outfits look like cowherds?
They: that's not it! XD
Tsu: no, they're charai [charai is like... showy? and gaudy?]
They: it's totally not cowherd outfits. maa, but there really is somebody who's charai. we're talking about you, Takahashi!
Takahashi: whyyy? I'm not charai!
Tsu: so charai~ you have dyed hair. well, each person say something
Eda: I'm They Budou's Eda Tsuyoshi!
Tsu: you're Tsuyoshi too?
Eda: yes
Tsu: 3 Tsuyoshi's got together, but nothing happened...!
Ko: lolol
Tsu: you should say it with more oomph. "we are They! Budou"... like that. next
Takahashi: They Budou, Takahashi...
Tsu: wait wait! don't be charai, you have to appeal yourself more! start over
Takahashi: yessir! I'm They Budou's Takahashi Ryu! I'm not charai! lol
Tsu: charai. definitely charai. next
Yamaryo: yes! *face accidentally hits the microphone*
Tsu: ahaha slow down, slow down, lol what are you doing, it went ~gon~ [sound]
Yamaryo: I used too much power hahah, can I start over?
Tsu: un, are you ready? okay, next!
Yamaryo: yes!
Tsu: what is that pigeon-like movement? lol [lmao Tsuyoshi so mean! totally S!]
Yamaryo: I'm They Budou's Yamamoto Ryota! my favorite food is strawberries! blood type is B!
Tsu: are you a girl! ahaha your favorite food is strawberries, lol, and you said your blood type, you're totally a girl!
Yamaryo/They: no, I just wanted everyone to know me a bit better
Tsu: girl! hahah next
Hayashi: I'm They Budou's Hayashi Shota! actually... actually, today my mom is here to watch
Tsu: really?! which side is she on?
Hayashi: I think she said over there
Ko: did you especially get the ticket yourself?
Hayashi: yes
Ko: you should've told us earlier. is she only here today?
Hayashi: no, she'll be here on the 1st as well...
Tsu: your mother must be very happy
Ko: she's coming more than my own mother, lol. a while ago, the jimusho told me that I don't need special tickets [to give to relatives/friends] anymore
Hayashi: ah, then if you need tickets, I can get them for you
Tsu: this is so fun, getting your kouhai to help get tickets lmao
Ko: if I really need them, I'll have you help me out lol
Hayashi: okay! that's right, my mom bought Koichi-kun a birthday present, she'll bring it on the 1st
Ko: thank you!
Hayashi: she bought Pan-chan a gift too
Ko: thank you. so then next is MA. it's been a long time since the 3 of you were together huh. maa, as long as we're with you guys, we feel very at ease.
Tsu: thank you!
Ko: who will we begin with? then, Yonehana go first
Yone: okay. I'm Yonehana Tsuyoshi. yoroshiku onegaishimasu
Tsu: charai ne
Yone: I'm not charai, I'm not charai! I just have strong features, that's all
Tsu: when we went to eat hitsumabushi, they gave him a foreigner's menu
Ko: hahahaha, okay then Machida
Maachin: yes, I'm Machida Shingo. I'm very happy to be able to be in KinKi Kids' concert again this year, yoroshiku onegaishimasu
Ko: last, Yara
Yara: long time no see everyone. it's been so long since I've been in a KinKi concert. although... the MC parts are still so long hahah, but it seems that things are still as they used to be without much change, so I'm really happy
Ko: this guy totally turned into Michael Jackson!
Yara: ah, I got revealed?! because I said, please turn me into Michael Jackson or something, so this is the result
Tsu: it's BAD-era Michael Jackson right
Ko: you know, I also wanted to become like Michael Jackson. but it wasn't BAD era, but BHHA lol
Tsu: lol
~
12/31:
Tsu came up with the idea of having everyone do this thing where they finish a verse of the Doraemon theme song
the song goes "that sort of thing is good, it'd be good if it could be done"
sooo...
Maachin: I'd like to become Pan-chan, and live together with Koichi~
~
ANDDD, PICTURES!
from some Japanese auction website, I think? so not great, but better than nothing!
and you can see Yara's Michael Jackson look :x
TN: Things in [brackets] are my additions, things in (parentheses) are additional texts translated from the Chinese blog. Also, I didn't translate super exactly word-for-word, since it's a translation of a translation of a transcript anyway, so... you know, just get the general idea and stuff~ Finally, it's really late and I am so not editing this lol :X
12/18:
[In the concert there's Domoto Tsuyoshi, and then Yonehana Tsuyoshi (MA), and then Eda Tsuyoshi (They Budou).]
So Koichi was hella pretending to not be able to remember any of They Budou's names and was fooling around
and then he grabbed 244 Tsuyo and was like "wait which Tsuyoshi is this?"
then they had a SPECIAL GAME FOR KOICHI who can never remember kouhai's names!
the game: guess They Budou's names
the result:
Takahashi → Tanaka
Hayashi → Harada
Eda → Eguchi
Yamamoto → Yamada
[puhahahaha ALL WRONG :x]
~
12/19:
Ko: so then, everyone please sit down first
Tsu: everyone's already sat down without you telling them to
Ko: stand up! everyone stand up! I said stand up! *saying this to all directions*
*after everyone stands*
Ko: Sit!
Tsu: lmao
Ko: I had crab yesterday! The aquarium had a lot of carp(?), and they were really big too.
Tsu: Yone and I had carp
Ko: Tsuyoshi Tsuyoshi!
Tsu: only Yara finished it
Ko: you know how the waitresses will come and take your plate when it seems like you're done? well you could tell there wasn't much to eat left, yet Yara told her "I'm not done~" when she came to take the plate. as he ate and ate, all the ice in the wine totally melted lol
Yara: it's been 2 years since I ate carp, it was so good. it's also been 2 years since being in a KinKi con, I'm really happy, feels like this is my starting point/home base
Ko: because you've been doing butais~
Tsuyo and Yone start talking about playing games
Yone: let's not talk about this? haha I understand why Tsuyoshi-kun wants to talk about it, but it's not something you can talk about here!
Ko: lol you got scolded by Yone!
Yone: whenever Koichi-kun plays games, he becomes super yasashii
Yara: and he uses emoji!
Tsu: ehh?! what kind of emojis?
[and then this blog CUTS OUT the next part omfg what D:
I know it's an MA blog but a;dlkgjal;gkma I want to knowwww]
Yone: Koichi-kun will get petulant when playing games
Ko: I do! if you're late or something
then they played the They Budou name guessing game again -
Koichi: Eda-kun! (except he was pointing to the wrong person :x) ... Takahashi! ... Hayashi!
(but then because Koichi was looking at the uchiwas)
Yone: put your uchiwas away!
Ko: wahhh they really put them away T_T ... Yamada Yamada!
[it's actually Yamamoto]
Ko: well whatever, I'll just call you Yamada~ Yamamotoyama~
~
12/22:
while Koichi and Tsuyoshi are MCing, there's a fan who's talking in the audience
so they start going
"what are you doing?! whose fan are you?"
"They Budou's? Machida's? Yaracchi's?"
(turns out it was They Budou's Hayashi's fan hahaha)
[OH A MENTION OF AKKI:]
Ko: when MA all gets together, it looks really dense~ although the one with the most dense face isn't here anymore. without that person, it looks slightly less dense. (very subtle atmosphere) [dense = concentrated, not stupid ... not that I understand what that means in terms of having concentrated faces?]
MA: you mean we weren't always 3 people? (seems like they wanted to skip over the topic like this)
Ko: no no~ that guy's also working hard right now
[ further details here? and hurrah, clarification about the "dense" bit]
~
12/30:
Tsu: why does it feel kind of strange? They Budou!
They: yes!
Tsu: likes to eat grapes [grapes = "budou"]
Ko: are good at martial arts [martial arts = "budou"]
Tsu: the kinds of girls they like are like seagrapes
Ko: they're still very young~
Tsu: they have dyed hair
Ko: I also have dyed hair! Am I also still young~?
Tsu: nope loll
Ko: because dyed hair still suits me!
Tsu: ...Yonehana, what do you think?
Yone: thinking that dyed hair = youthful is already a sign that you're not young anymore
Ko: ahahahahaha
Tsu: well said! only you would say that
Ko: that's right~ hahah okay then let's have everyone say something?
Tsu: why do your outfits look like cowherds?
They: that's not it! XD
Tsu: no, they're charai [charai is like... showy? and gaudy?]
They: it's totally not cowherd outfits. maa, but there really is somebody who's charai. we're talking about you, Takahashi!
Takahashi: whyyy? I'm not charai!
Tsu: so charai~ you have dyed hair. well, each person say something
Eda: I'm They Budou's Eda Tsuyoshi!
Tsu: you're Tsuyoshi too?
Eda: yes
Tsu: 3 Tsuyoshi's got together, but nothing happened...!
Ko: lolol
Tsu: you should say it with more oomph. "we are They! Budou"... like that. next
Takahashi: They Budou, Takahashi...
Tsu: wait wait! don't be charai, you have to appeal yourself more! start over
Takahashi: yessir! I'm They Budou's Takahashi Ryu! I'm not charai! lol
Tsu: charai. definitely charai. next
Yamaryo: yes! *face accidentally hits the microphone*
Tsu: ahaha slow down, slow down, lol what are you doing, it went ~gon~ [sound]
Yamaryo: I used too much power hahah, can I start over?
Tsu: un, are you ready? okay, next!
Yamaryo: yes!
Tsu: what is that pigeon-like movement? lol [lmao Tsuyoshi so mean! totally S!]
Yamaryo: I'm They Budou's Yamamoto Ryota! my favorite food is strawberries! blood type is B!
Tsu: are you a girl! ahaha your favorite food is strawberries, lol, and you said your blood type, you're totally a girl!
Yamaryo/They: no, I just wanted everyone to know me a bit better
Tsu: girl! hahah next
Hayashi: I'm They Budou's Hayashi Shota! actually... actually, today my mom is here to watch
Tsu: really?! which side is she on?
Hayashi: I think she said over there
Ko: did you especially get the ticket yourself?
Hayashi: yes
Ko: you should've told us earlier. is she only here today?
Hayashi: no, she'll be here on the 1st as well...
Tsu: your mother must be very happy
Ko: she's coming more than my own mother, lol. a while ago, the jimusho told me that I don't need special tickets [to give to relatives/friends] anymore
Hayashi: ah, then if you need tickets, I can get them for you
Tsu: this is so fun, getting your kouhai to help get tickets lmao
Ko: if I really need them, I'll have you help me out lol
Hayashi: okay! that's right, my mom bought Koichi-kun a birthday present, she'll bring it on the 1st
Ko: thank you!
Hayashi: she bought Pan-chan a gift too
Ko: thank you. so then next is MA. it's been a long time since the 3 of you were together huh. maa, as long as we're with you guys, we feel very at ease.
Tsu: thank you!
Ko: who will we begin with? then, Yonehana go first
Yone: okay. I'm Yonehana Tsuyoshi. yoroshiku onegaishimasu
Tsu: charai ne
Yone: I'm not charai, I'm not charai! I just have strong features, that's all
Tsu: when we went to eat hitsumabushi, they gave him a foreigner's menu
Ko: hahahaha, okay then Machida
Maachin: yes, I'm Machida Shingo. I'm very happy to be able to be in KinKi Kids' concert again this year, yoroshiku onegaishimasu
Ko: last, Yara
Yara: long time no see everyone. it's been so long since I've been in a KinKi concert. although... the MC parts are still so long hahah, but it seems that things are still as they used to be without much change, so I'm really happy
Ko: this guy totally turned into Michael Jackson!
Yara: ah, I got revealed?! because I said, please turn me into Michael Jackson or something, so this is the result
Tsu: it's BAD-era Michael Jackson right
Ko: you know, I also wanted to become like Michael Jackson. but it wasn't BAD era, but BHHA lol
Tsu: lol
~
12/31:
Tsu came up with the idea of having everyone do this thing where they finish a verse of the Doraemon theme song
the song goes "that sort of thing is good, it'd be good if it could be done"
sooo...
Maachin: I'd like to become Pan-chan, and live together with Koichi~
~
ANDDD, PICTURES!
from some Japanese auction website, I think? so not great, but better than nothing!
and you can see Yara's Michael Jackson look :x