All new and certain to offend!
Reasons why dolls are better than kids.
You can sell your dolls on eBay and no one calls the police.
Ditto to never feeding them.
Ditto to keeping them in a box in the closet.
Dolls never interrupt your sex life.
Dolls will always let you eat/watch TV/read in peace.
They'll never become bitchy teenagers. (Unless they already are...)
The worst that can happen when you spoil your doll is that you run out of room for all the stuff.
Everything you buy for your dolls is completely optional!
If anyone can think of more, I'm all ears. XD
You can sell your dolls on eBay and no one calls the police.
Ditto to never feeding them.
Ditto to keeping them in a box in the closet.
Dolls never interrupt your sex life.
Dolls will always let you eat/watch TV/read in peace.
They'll never become bitchy teenagers. (Unless they already are...)
The worst that can happen when you spoil your doll is that you run out of room for all the stuff.
Everything you buy for your dolls is completely optional!
If anyone can think of more, I'm all ears. XD