The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
(Martian Compilation)
Old Noah was mucking the Ark out one day,
When he heard a great shriek from the neighbouring stall.
Said he to poor Ham, who was hugging his loins,
"Ah, the hedgehog, my boy, can't be buggered at all."
"The humans are out, if you value your life:
It's incest, my son, since we're
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