Supernatural Pic!Spam

Nov 09, 2005 16:50

I was sitting there, minding my own business, and pic!spam jumped up and bit me.

That's what happens when you stare, frame by frame, at Supernatural's BEST MOMENT EVER... while minding your own business.



WARNING: The following pictures might make you want to slash brothers. Just saying.



We started the episode with Sam lounging on the hood of the car like the hooker we all know he secretly longs to be. *wants AU!hooker fic, where Sammy sells his body to pay for college*



Of course, Dean wanders up to him, looking for a good time, and Sam is all: how much you got?



And Dean is all: how much you want?



And Sam is suddenly cold and withdrawn and: you couldn't pay me enough, slick. Because you're my brother and that's *bad*..



And Dean is *sad*. But he has a plan. Get everyone to think they're a gay couple, so he can cop a feel. Haha, who's the brains now, college boy?!



The Happy Couple.



The Realtor.



...wait for it...



Realtor: We accept people of all sexual orientations.



Dean: *score*
Sam: Huh?



Dean: My master plan is falling into place.
Sam: That's almost...



Dean: *considers the possibilities this oppurtunity provides*
Sam: ... kinda hot. If we weren't brothers.



Sam: Which we are. *secret pain*
Dean: He's clueless.



Sam: *head explodes from brooding*
Dean: "I'm gonna go talk to Larry. Honey."
Sam: *head busy exploding*

The Ass Slap: Because Gay Incestous Fondling Between Brothers Just Happens Sometimes. Or: The Culmination Of Dean's Master Plan.















Sam: Oh My God. *panic*
Dean: *whistling*



Realtor: "WTF?"



Sam: Maybe she didn't notice the gay incestous ass slap. Play it cool, Sam.





Sam: *fails*
Sam: *geek*



Realtor: *paris hilton* That's hot.

Later, that night...



*boom-chica-wow-wow*
Sam: *knocks on door* "Dean! This is urgent! Open the door naked!"



Dean: *too sexy for this towel*



Sam: And I'm the freak?



Dean: "Changed your mind?"



Sam never has fun.

Soon, however...



Dean: "...and this is my ass, Sam..."
Sam: *has fun*

Never let me cap from Supernatural episodes again. NEVER.

sam/dean, supernatural, picspam

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