why do the ladies think I'm so cool?
reason 1: 17 DEC 0834, sitting up very quickly on the bottom bunk and whacking my forehead on a metal bar support of the top bunk. I laid back down.
reason 2: 17 DEC 1225, while hastily trying to re-enter my Humvee and bring my M4 strap over my head while keeping an eye on some sneaky Iraqi children, I manage to simultaneously smash said M4 into my mouth while hitting my magazine release without noticing, and then have one of sneaky children hand my magazine back to me. Damn I'm smooth.
reason 3: 18 DEC 0534, after getting back to base staying up so that I could get back on a regular sleep schedule, I stood up from my chair to go to sleep and bashed my head full-on into the metal side frame of my top bunk. I fell on the floor.
Don't worry ladies, I'll be here all year.
reason 2: 17 DEC 1225, while hastily trying to re-enter my Humvee and bring my M4 strap over my head while keeping an eye on some sneaky Iraqi children, I manage to simultaneously smash said M4 into my mouth while hitting my magazine release without noticing, and then have one of sneaky children hand my magazine back to me. Damn I'm smooth.
reason 3: 18 DEC 0534, after getting back to base staying up so that I could get back on a regular sleep schedule, I stood up from my chair to go to sleep and bashed my head full-on into the metal side frame of my top bunk. I fell on the floor.
Don't worry ladies, I'll be here all year.