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[wiseoldking]

HOGWARTS!!

I need your help. Yes, that's right, your help. Each and every one of you can contribute and make a difference, and you should! Because it's for a GOOD CAUSE. What is this fine, noble, & upstanding cause you ask me? Why, the Malik Hakim does not deserve detention foundation. Now, I know what you're thinking, but this organization does

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[kirkeoff]

Why are you getting a detention?

[wiseoldking]

A certain Head Boy whose name shall not be mentioned mistakenly mistook just some affectionate banter for rudeness. Oh Kirke, I think I could cry. Please Kirke. Save me.

[kirkeoff]

What's in it for me?

[wiseoldking]

Hugs and kisses and love.

[kirkeoff]

In that case, of course I'll vouch for you.

[wiseoldking]

Alright then! I want to see some vouching! Chop chop, now!

[kirkeoff]

Where should I be doing this vouching, exactly?

[wiseoldking]

Well I suppose we could schedule a time in the Great Hall for you to get down on one knee and sing my praises. Or you could just do your vouching here, where it is recorded in writing forever.

[kirkeoff]

Here? I'm not much of a singer.

[wiseoldking]

It was an expression, my good Gryffindor. And yes, here. Why not here? Here is a wonderful place. No time like the present!

[kirkeoff]

All right. You have a good sense of humour and you say clever things at inappropriate times, but you're still a pretty nice fellow.

Is that good?

[wiseoldking]

Not quite yet! I STILL WANT A HUG. Preferably at breakfast tomorrow where everyone can watch.

[kirkeoff]

Okay...you're not going to try to embarrass me, are you?

[wiseoldking]

How on earth could I embarrass you, Kirke? I am offended by the very suggestion!

[kirkeoff]

Well...okay, then. I'll hug you at breakfast tomorrow.