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HOGWARTS!!
I need your help. Yes, that's right, your help. Each and every one of you can contribute and make a difference, and you should! Because it's for a GOOD CAUSE. What is this fine, noble, & upstanding cause you ask me? Why, the Malik Hakim does not deserve detention foundation. Now, I know what you're thinking, but this organization does not take donations of a monetary kind, for the misguided fellow who dealt me this unfair blow is already well endowed enough to render all attempts at bribery utterly futile.
What do I need to do, then? you are undoubtedly asking yourselves. The answer is simple. All I need are your kind words of truth! VOUCH FOR MY CHARACTER, GOOD CITIZENS, AS I WOULD MOST LIKELY VOUCH FOR YOURS. Stainwright, who showed you that new wanking technique back in fourth year? Urquhart, who told you that you had the fittest arse north of Dundee? Please, Hogwarts. For my sake.
I need your help. Yes, that's right, your help. Each and every one of you can contribute and make a difference, and you should! Because it's for a GOOD CAUSE. What is this fine, noble, & upstanding cause you ask me? Why, the Malik Hakim does not deserve detention foundation. Now, I know what you're thinking, but this organization does not take donations of a monetary kind, for the misguided fellow who dealt me this unfair blow is already well endowed enough to render all attempts at bribery utterly futile.
What do I need to do, then? you are undoubtedly asking yourselves. The answer is simple. All I need are your kind words of truth! VOUCH FOR MY CHARACTER, GOOD CITIZENS, AS I WOULD MOST LIKELY VOUCH FOR YOURS. Stainwright, who showed you that new wanking technique back in fourth year? Urquhart, who told you that you had the fittest arse north of Dundee? Please, Hogwarts. For my sake.