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[wiseoldking]

HOGWARTS!!

I need your help. Yes, that's right, your help. Each and every one of you can contribute and make a difference, and you should! Because it's for a GOOD CAUSE. What is this fine, noble, & upstanding cause you ask me? Why, the Malik Hakim does not deserve detention foundation. Now, I know what you're thinking, but this organization does

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[hooplite]

From what I've heard, you're getting a detention for annoying the Head Boy. Should've seen that coming, eh? That's what people get for not respecting authority.

[wiseoldking]

HOOPER. I am highly disappointed that you, of all people, would accept a rumour over my own word! The head boy and I are like this. (You cannot see it, but I am crossing my fingers extremely tightly.) I would never intentionally annoy someone in my life! I am the very picture of humble respectability & obedience.

[hooplite]

There's proof in the journals, isn't there? Not a rumour then. And I didn't know you secretly moonlight as Parkinson. I didn't need to know that either.

[wiseoldking]

Nonsense, Hooper. I'd look much better in a dress than Parkinson would.

[hooplite]

I didn't need that mental image. HONESTLY.