What's up, Doc?
My bro and i watched Shoot 'Em Up the other day. This is me during the whole thing: "LOL WOW!" I know it was meant to be ridiculously over the top, but damn. No.
Lost: OMGWTFBBQ! The obvious question now is... Desmond/Sayid or Desmond/Dan? C'mon. He needs someone to help get over Charlie. Er...if he still remembers Charlie. Did making contact with Penny fix his memory too or just his jumping?
I also now need the icon "IF ANYTHING GOES WRONG DESMOND WILL BE MY CONSTANT"
Had another whacked-out dream.
Right. Doctor Who (Ten, sadly) and Rose (because Martha is a waste of space) were investigating the disappearance of several people who were last seen going into this old, giant stone house/castle. Going along to help them were Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (swear to god) and some generic dude in my imagination they called Chuck or Chaz or the like. I'll go with Chuck. Chuck was the helpful one who struck an immediate friendship with Rose. He also had on him two rings, one thick and gold, the other thin and silver, both decorated the same way with an etched heart in the middle. These rings were worn on his middle finger and supposedly kept him from harm. Now i can't remember if they called Arthur Conan Doyle 'Arthur' or 'Conan' but my brain is leaning towards Conan. Conan tagged along because he was morbidly curious...and he had developed a wicked crush on the Doctor. The feeling was mutual. Much flirting and meaningful looks/touches ensue.
Moving along, they all go inside this house/castle and it's decorated the way some spooky haunted castle would look. Tapestries, little light, suits of armor, cobwebs up the ass. They lose sight of Chuck and start frantically running around calling his name. They find him in the grand dinning room where at least eight people are seated at the table frozen like statues. Chuck is sitting in the very last seat at the table about to be put under the same spell when Conan pulls him out of the chair. Chuck's face is half deformed but rapidly going back to normal. It's then they realize everyone at the table has a deformed face, almost as if wearing Mardi Gras masks. The Doctor figures a way to break the spell and when the group gets up from the table they panic a bit. They try to attack the Doctor and he falls back into Conan's arms, then Conan shields the Doctor while everyone calms the group down.
The rest is a little hazy, but i know no one is allowed to leave because there's a witch or evil spirit in the castle they have to deal with. Everyone is trapped together. Rose is getting more and more emo every time the Doctor and Conan gaze at or touch one another. Chuck has a talk with her.
Chuck: "You know he loves you."
Rose: "Looks like his attention has moved someplace else."
Chuck: "He can love you both. How about a threesome?"
Rose: [makes a face]
Chuck: [laughs] "I forgot only girls say no to threesomes."
WTF? And i wanna see that threesome! Conan was hot in my dream. And for some reason his hair kept changing from straight to curly. Anyway, Chuck takes off his silver ring and gives it to Rose, telling her he'd like it if she stayed safe. He's sharing the wealth, i guess. Except it doesn't work out too well because to hurt the Doctor, the witch changes Rose into.... an air pump while she was in the bathroom. Wait, it gets better. Everyone is distraught and the Doctor is near tears. Conan tries to comfort him and he accepts the nuzzling hug (aw) before he breaks away and grabs airpump!Rose. He runs out of the bathroom into a main room where the whole group is and proceeds to give her CPR. Only it's more like he breathes into her nozzel and instead of chest compressions he pumps her.
Yeah, i know.
After a dramatic amount of time, it works! She poofs back into human!Rose being held by the Doctor. He's beaming and shares a look with Conan. The group and Chuck are also celebrating. Having bested the witch (or whatever), they all finally leave the place. As they're leaving, a much more accepting Rose talks with Chuck while the Doctor and Conan hang back to talk. Conan wants to join them on their adventures and be with the Doctor forever and always, blahblah sappy crap. The Doctor sadly can't do this because Conan must stay in his own time. More touching and i never actually see them leave in the TARDIS before i wake up with the greatest confused expression ever.
I dunno. You tell me.
Lost: OMGWTFBBQ! The obvious question now is... Desmond/Sayid or Desmond/Dan? C'mon. He needs someone to help get over Charlie. Er...if he still remembers Charlie. Did making contact with Penny fix his memory too or just his jumping?
I also now need the icon "IF ANYTHING GOES WRONG DESMOND WILL BE MY CONSTANT"
Had another whacked-out dream.
Right. Doctor Who (Ten, sadly) and Rose (because Martha is a waste of space) were investigating the disappearance of several people who were last seen going into this old, giant stone house/castle. Going along to help them were Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (swear to god) and some generic dude in my imagination they called Chuck or Chaz or the like. I'll go with Chuck. Chuck was the helpful one who struck an immediate friendship with Rose. He also had on him two rings, one thick and gold, the other thin and silver, both decorated the same way with an etched heart in the middle. These rings were worn on his middle finger and supposedly kept him from harm. Now i can't remember if they called Arthur Conan Doyle 'Arthur' or 'Conan' but my brain is leaning towards Conan. Conan tagged along because he was morbidly curious...and he had developed a wicked crush on the Doctor. The feeling was mutual. Much flirting and meaningful looks/touches ensue.
Moving along, they all go inside this house/castle and it's decorated the way some spooky haunted castle would look. Tapestries, little light, suits of armor, cobwebs up the ass. They lose sight of Chuck and start frantically running around calling his name. They find him in the grand dinning room where at least eight people are seated at the table frozen like statues. Chuck is sitting in the very last seat at the table about to be put under the same spell when Conan pulls him out of the chair. Chuck's face is half deformed but rapidly going back to normal. It's then they realize everyone at the table has a deformed face, almost as if wearing Mardi Gras masks. The Doctor figures a way to break the spell and when the group gets up from the table they panic a bit. They try to attack the Doctor and he falls back into Conan's arms, then Conan shields the Doctor while everyone calms the group down.
The rest is a little hazy, but i know no one is allowed to leave because there's a witch or evil spirit in the castle they have to deal with. Everyone is trapped together. Rose is getting more and more emo every time the Doctor and Conan gaze at or touch one another. Chuck has a talk with her.
Chuck: "You know he loves you."
Rose: "Looks like his attention has moved someplace else."
Chuck: "He can love you both. How about a threesome?"
Rose: [makes a face]
Chuck: [laughs] "I forgot only girls say no to threesomes."
WTF? And i wanna see that threesome! Conan was hot in my dream. And for some reason his hair kept changing from straight to curly. Anyway, Chuck takes off his silver ring and gives it to Rose, telling her he'd like it if she stayed safe. He's sharing the wealth, i guess. Except it doesn't work out too well because to hurt the Doctor, the witch changes Rose into.... an air pump while she was in the bathroom. Wait, it gets better. Everyone is distraught and the Doctor is near tears. Conan tries to comfort him and he accepts the nuzzling hug (aw) before he breaks away and grabs airpump!Rose. He runs out of the bathroom into a main room where the whole group is and proceeds to give her CPR. Only it's more like he breathes into her nozzel and instead of chest compressions he pumps her.
Yeah, i know.
After a dramatic amount of time, it works! She poofs back into human!Rose being held by the Doctor. He's beaming and shares a look with Conan. The group and Chuck are also celebrating. Having bested the witch (or whatever), they all finally leave the place. As they're leaving, a much more accepting Rose talks with Chuck while the Doctor and Conan hang back to talk. Conan wants to join them on their adventures and be with the Doctor forever and always, blahblah sappy crap. The Doctor sadly can't do this because Conan must stay in his own time. More touching and i never actually see them leave in the TARDIS before i wake up with the greatest confused expression ever.
I dunno. You tell me.