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Oct 02, 2005 12:56

daaaaang.

its that time again. drama, hormones, breakdowns, lots of money being spent. thats right, its HOMECOMING SEASON! woot.. except not. i dunno, im just feeling so blah towards homecoming right now. aaaand lucky danae got a hottie to go with her. so yes, here goes. IM ALL ALOOOOOONE, THERES NO ONE HERE BESIIIIIIDE ME.... you knew it was coming. i dont get why things just dont work out like i want. i mean cmon, they should right? right? well, they should. at least my dress is pretty.

ive recently become addicted to sobe drinks. the pink ones are the best.

these are compliments of Joey the editing monkey:

There was a little town of little people who lived at the bottom of a mountain. These people were called trids. They were a nice, quiet little town, except that at the top of the mountain lived a mean, nasty giant who used to come into town every wednesday and kick all the trids. The people had no idea what to do, so they hired a rabbi to solve their problems. The rabbi went to the top of the mountain to have a talk with the giant. The rabbi sat down with the giant, had a nice afternoon snack of tea and biscuits, and got around to the main reason he was there. "Giant," the rabbi asked, "you are being very nice and polite to me... how come I'm not getting kicked?" The giant replied, "Silly rabbi, kicks are for trids."

so there was this guy who was dating two different women. the problem was that the women didn't know about each other. their names were Loraine and Cleary. The guy had no idea what he was going to do. What if they found out? One day, Loraine died suddenly. The guy was sad, but then realized it solved all his problems. He became so happy he began to sing... "I can see Cleary now Loraine has gone..."
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