Well I've Been in a Jolly Mood of Late >:)
M'kay so I've been fucking some old chick for like a month. I don't call her for a couple of days and when I see her again she says I'm not the same. I say bullshit. Stupid fucking women mind games that I just won't play. I never did.
She accused me twice of cheating (which I am sad to say never happened). And once when I said some chick on TV was cute (which she was, marginally, unlike the old lady) she got mad so I tried to blow it off by saying, "not cute in a sexy way, cute in a sit in your lap and eat a cheeseburger way." She just looked at me. I didn't really think about what I said but she thought I was a pedophile or something, so in retaliation I just said a bunch of much more fucked up shit.
I can't fucking believe that. Nobody's ever accused me of things like that because nobody's ever caught me. Ha. I kid. See if I said some shit like that she might have had a fucking point. Ah fuck you know me I don't really DO anything, that's why I say terrible shit. I mean when nothing's going on you have to do something to pass the time, right?
This along with me attempting to break up with her, but her objecting by having a big theatrical breakdown, all happened in the last week.
Tonight I take the old lady to the OC. Embarassing enough since you know, she's old as balls. She told me about how god? always provides for her. She talked about the mostly female sometimes male god she prays to. She tells me how I should get behind "revitalization", and "progress" in my neighborhood. I told her I'm from the Heights and who knows, this may be where I die. People like her are from other places and (in her case I know for a fact) when they're done taking what they can, will take their money and settle down somewhere else. Bitch tears down houses, subdivides the property and puts up two (at least) yuppie town homes in their place. Can someone tell me how filling my neighborhood with people who don't intend to stay around for 5 years, just to make a buck on these future slums of the next "white flight" is progress? Not to say that there will be another white flight so much as a yuppie white fickle trickle to the next posh neighborhood in which to wriggle. ...and to have the gaul to accuse me of shit...GRRR
She thinks that building those things and making property tax sky rocket is OK. Her argument is that home owners should use equity from their property to invest in businesses, stocks, etc., to offset this. Bullshit. Some people just want to live. That's her fucking problem. She can't come to grips with the fact that in spite of all of her charity work she is agressive; she is a violator. She just can't see it.
The fucking bitch just called me! I can't fucking believe it. She's hysterical. Well I guess I'm gonna go watch some big screen TV. I'll fill you in later kiddies. Heh.
She accused me twice of cheating (which I am sad to say never happened). And once when I said some chick on TV was cute (which she was, marginally, unlike the old lady) she got mad so I tried to blow it off by saying, "not cute in a sexy way, cute in a sit in your lap and eat a cheeseburger way." She just looked at me. I didn't really think about what I said but she thought I was a pedophile or something, so in retaliation I just said a bunch of much more fucked up shit.
I can't fucking believe that. Nobody's ever accused me of things like that because nobody's ever caught me. Ha. I kid. See if I said some shit like that she might have had a fucking point. Ah fuck you know me I don't really DO anything, that's why I say terrible shit. I mean when nothing's going on you have to do something to pass the time, right?
This along with me attempting to break up with her, but her objecting by having a big theatrical breakdown, all happened in the last week.
Tonight I take the old lady to the OC. Embarassing enough since you know, she's old as balls. She told me about how god? always provides for her. She talked about the mostly female sometimes male god she prays to. She tells me how I should get behind "revitalization", and "progress" in my neighborhood. I told her I'm from the Heights and who knows, this may be where I die. People like her are from other places and (in her case I know for a fact) when they're done taking what they can, will take their money and settle down somewhere else. Bitch tears down houses, subdivides the property and puts up two (at least) yuppie town homes in their place. Can someone tell me how filling my neighborhood with people who don't intend to stay around for 5 years, just to make a buck on these future slums of the next "white flight" is progress? Not to say that there will be another white flight so much as a yuppie white fickle trickle to the next posh neighborhood in which to wriggle. ...and to have the gaul to accuse me of shit...GRRR
She thinks that building those things and making property tax sky rocket is OK. Her argument is that home owners should use equity from their property to invest in businesses, stocks, etc., to offset this. Bullshit. Some people just want to live. That's her fucking problem. She can't come to grips with the fact that in spite of all of her charity work she is agressive; she is a violator. She just can't see it.
The fucking bitch just called me! I can't fucking believe it. She's hysterical. Well I guess I'm gonna go watch some big screen TV. I'll fill you in later kiddies. Heh.