Suggar Momma II: The Sickening
Ah dammit. I just wacked it a little while ago. I really don't know if I want this old chick to be my steady fork buddy. I had to de(mastur)bate on whether or not I want this May December boinking to go on into January. Ringing in the new year with bouncing bells.
We were cuddling at some point today and her daughter walked in, stopped and turned around. I'm sure it was traumatizing. Later in the night I put my head in my hands for wishing that hadn't happened. Then I started making jokes about it once that silliness passed.
If she pulls that, 'you're not my dad' shit I'm going to give her the finger and say, "no I'm not, but I'm fucking your mom anyway. Deal with it". Fucking kids piss me off. Like nobody else has needs but their never had a care in the world ass. I don't even consider them people so much as bias regurgitators. I heard her say, "I hate him", after the cuddling incident. Little bitch. I'll glue gay porn to the inside of her lunch kit. Imagine the next day in the lunch room. "I'll trade you that Handi-Snack for my apple". 'OK Katie...Oh what the fuck is that?! No way weird'.
I replied back to Caddy correcting me on Lian's journal earlier. Foi Groi or whatever is goose not duck. Shit. I hate being wrong and looking like a total ass. Coulda sworn it was duck. Serves me right for not staying here in my own little universe. I never fuck up here. Well that depends on one's interpretation. It's pretty nice.
The American Dagoe Frog has decided to stop being such and asshole. He is having a terrible time of it. He wants to revert back into his high school self and start wearing coke bottle glasses and listening to the Mommas and the Poppas. He thinks he was sweet back then. I just thought he was extrememly warped and would turn into a Unibomber that I could tell people was a good friend of mine.
He's doing this for what reason? For a girl, of course. A girl who fucked with ADF though she had a boyfriend. A girl who was spat, farted on and berrated in front of ADF's friends for laughs. What clairvoyant medium can predict the way in which the swaying cypress which is a woman's love will fall? She stayed with the boyfriend, though ADF's love was true, and tenderness plentiful. Bah! She took ADF's heart ate it, took some Ex-Lax, and shat it all over the sidewalk. Some people torment others with whips and porcupines, others with the cold emptiness of rejection. It's not fair! He ate her muff goddamit! He put his whole face in her hairy Columbian twat, and she left him with the red oval of despair on his face. Oh shit. That's just between you and me. I happened to be passing by when I thought I heard something, so I stood on ADF's trashcan and looked in his bed room to see what all of the commotion was about. What I heard was the wind blowing, but I decided to be a pervert and spy on my friend. It's OK I took pictures.
I need to work out. That old lady I banged says she told a co-worker. I don't want to be the object of office gossip. Though that is where I first banged her. She said she told her friend I look good naked. I gave her 5 bucks to to tell her office friends I have a sweet ass. Hopefully I can get some references out of this since I may be sinking back into the murky depths of gigoloism. I may as well seeing as that I am out of a job, and want to tear some lives apart during the holiday season.
I really don't know though. I'm not sure that it's worth it. Someone cold get crapped on.
We were cuddling at some point today and her daughter walked in, stopped and turned around. I'm sure it was traumatizing. Later in the night I put my head in my hands for wishing that hadn't happened. Then I started making jokes about it once that silliness passed.
If she pulls that, 'you're not my dad' shit I'm going to give her the finger and say, "no I'm not, but I'm fucking your mom anyway. Deal with it". Fucking kids piss me off. Like nobody else has needs but their never had a care in the world ass. I don't even consider them people so much as bias regurgitators. I heard her say, "I hate him", after the cuddling incident. Little bitch. I'll glue gay porn to the inside of her lunch kit. Imagine the next day in the lunch room. "I'll trade you that Handi-Snack for my apple". 'OK Katie...Oh what the fuck is that?! No way weird'.
I replied back to Caddy correcting me on Lian's journal earlier. Foi Groi or whatever is goose not duck. Shit. I hate being wrong and looking like a total ass. Coulda sworn it was duck. Serves me right for not staying here in my own little universe. I never fuck up here. Well that depends on one's interpretation. It's pretty nice.
The American Dagoe Frog has decided to stop being such and asshole. He is having a terrible time of it. He wants to revert back into his high school self and start wearing coke bottle glasses and listening to the Mommas and the Poppas. He thinks he was sweet back then. I just thought he was extrememly warped and would turn into a Unibomber that I could tell people was a good friend of mine.
He's doing this for what reason? For a girl, of course. A girl who fucked with ADF though she had a boyfriend. A girl who was spat, farted on and berrated in front of ADF's friends for laughs. What clairvoyant medium can predict the way in which the swaying cypress which is a woman's love will fall? She stayed with the boyfriend, though ADF's love was true, and tenderness plentiful. Bah! She took ADF's heart ate it, took some Ex-Lax, and shat it all over the sidewalk. Some people torment others with whips and porcupines, others with the cold emptiness of rejection. It's not fair! He ate her muff goddamit! He put his whole face in her hairy Columbian twat, and she left him with the red oval of despair on his face. Oh shit. That's just between you and me. I happened to be passing by when I thought I heard something, so I stood on ADF's trashcan and looked in his bed room to see what all of the commotion was about. What I heard was the wind blowing, but I decided to be a pervert and spy on my friend. It's OK I took pictures.
I need to work out. That old lady I banged says she told a co-worker. I don't want to be the object of office gossip. Though that is where I first banged her. She said she told her friend I look good naked. I gave her 5 bucks to to tell her office friends I have a sweet ass. Hopefully I can get some references out of this since I may be sinking back into the murky depths of gigoloism. I may as well seeing as that I am out of a job, and want to tear some lives apart during the holiday season.
I really don't know though. I'm not sure that it's worth it. Someone cold get crapped on.