That meme that's going around...

[wired_lizard]

Put the following your journal in the order in which they happened to you:
Get married
Buy a house
Get Pregnant
Have baby #1
Have baby #2
Have baby #3
Have baby #4
Graduate college
Graduate high school
Meet significant other
Meet who you hoped was your significant other but wasn't
Move out of parent's house for good
Start college
Become gainfully employed
Buy a car
Get drunk for the first time
Get a cell phone
Get divorced

Get a cell phone
Graduate high school
Meet who you hoped was your significant other but wasn't (in the sense of first serious LTR)
Meet significant other (she and the above actually roomed together for a while, though this was way before we were dating)
Graduate college
Get drunk for the first time
Become gainfully employed (off and on again)
Buy a car (sortof; according to the paperwork, I bought my mother's car for two dollars, so this barely counts)
Move out of parent's house for good

No marriage, divorce, house, or babies. Would like a house someday. Not sure about the rest.

*looks at last line* Whoa, yup, I'm just that pathetic.