LET ME INTOTAIN U.

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Because I have nowhere else to post it and I don't want to spam Twitter with several tweets, here's my X Factor rankings for this week.



1. Adorable Geordie
Great Robbie song, managed to overcome horrible styling, marks out of ten I'D GIVE 'IM ONE etc.

2. RiRiRoux
Good opener, fantastically ridiculous styling, managed to overcome horribly overplayed Robbie song.

3. Justin Timberwelsh
A LITTLE PITCHY DAWG, but I love him and the 'stalker' dancer thing and it's an amazing song.

SPECIAL BONUS RANKING FOR CYNICISM - Dermot O'Lairy
A+ 'key change' jab at Lucie, Dermy.

4. Twins of Evil (entertainment value ranking)
It's amusing that Louis is hamming this up after slagging off Same Difference. Same act but shittier and with a lot less charisma, innit. VOTE FOR THE WORST.

5. Stacey "Nobody Shed It Was Easy" Soloman
Adorable, but that song is DIRE and said does not have a "sh" in it.

6. That Bisexual Douchebag
Hate this bitch but it was a 'good' (surprisingly "restrained" for the most part) performance.

7. Olly "Cheeky Chappy" Murs
LOVE him but what a boring performance. Bonus points for fog.

8. Choklit Rain
For the LOL factor. They're terrible.

9. Miss Teeq
Yawn. So so so blandalous. "Imagine a world where Sugababes was just Mutya three times over" etc.

10. Macy Gray
Eat shit and die.

11. Lucie "You Raise Me Up (For The Key Change)" Jones
YAWN.

12. Twins of Evil (proper ranking)
Because even their mentor admits they're shit.

13. Rikki "Twat in a Hat" Loney
GO HOME, RIKKI.

I want Rikki or Kandy Rain to go, please.