"IS BERY BERY DANGER," said Aiba.

"No no!" said Chekov, waving his hands around. "It's WERY WERY DANGER."

"BERY-"

"WERY-"

"It's 'I'm surrounded by massive quantities of idiot,'" said Nino.

"I concur," said Spock.

"Can we just get this - thing off me?" said Jim pitifully.

Rie-chan burbled happily.

For a short, contemplative moment, I thought about doing that end of year fic meme, until I realised that I was fairly sure I've written a lot more than I've posted and that I have the organisational ability of a blind gnat so it involved a whole lot of hassle and I gave up. XD ( Read more... )

I think I’ve been staring at this for too long, wondering whether to post it or not, so I did. I am headachy and sick, I think that is a good reason for any subsequent weirdness today and the cruddy fic title.

*goes to nap*

Title: Onwards Home
Pairing: Aiba/Jun
Rating: R
Summary: They went out drinking. Not all of them.
Note: For beckerbell as a nefarious ( Read more... )

Title: Ergonomics
Pairing: Ohno/Nino
Rating: PG
Summary: Aiba reads a book.
Notes: Short Arashi ficlet which I finished instead of the Yamapi/Koki because it just hates me, I swear.

Betaed by ilanabean42 and eatsyourface who both kept me company while I was bored to tears on the ‘net. :D

( 'You are sitting ergonomically incorrectly,' Aiba says to Nino. )

Title: Technical Difficulties
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Aiba/Jun
Warnings: Genderswitch. I turn Aiba into a girl. No, really.
Summary: So one day, Aiba woke up and -
Note: Written for darkeyedwolf because she demanded pleaded stomped her feet wanted it. As is a goodly amount of the porn and crack fic around, this is a product of darkeyedwolf’s admittedly one track plan ( Read more... )

(and frankly, Spred and Tuna are just terrible)

1. Aiba is really, really hot in eyeliner. I did not realize this before. Why did I not realize this? He’s pretty and willowy and beyond cute, but stick him in some eyeliner, and bam - instant hotness.

Brother: You are slow. I told you about the greatness of Arashi years ago yet you ignored me.
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