HE ATE MY HEART AND THEN HE ATE MY BRAIN~
"-oh so pretty! I feel pretty and witty and-"
"If you burst into song one more time," said Arthur grimly, "I will end you."
Merlin tried to look contrite. The birds perched on his shoulders and in his hair tried to look contrite as well but failed on account of being unable to scrunch their non-existent eyebrows into Merlin's frankly terrible expression of remorse. "Uh, sorry."
Arthur narrowed his eyes.
"I mean, it won't happen again," Merlin said hastily. "Sire."
"See that it doesn't," Arthur grumbled and marched off, pretending manfully that he hadn't heard Merlin's mumbled "oh so pretty and witty and gay~."
(if you wanted the rest of it, um, that was it? i think i imagined torturing arthur in a world where everyone and everything sang at him. kind of like mary poppins, only with more swords and gay)
YULETIDE PROGRESS OF PROGRESS DOOM: if i knew how to do one of those graph bar things, i'd do one, but i've only written 175 out of 1000 words for my fic. THE IDEA SOUNDED SO EASY UNTIL I STARTED WRITING IT ;_;
eta: CHRIS FINE YOU SHUT YOUR FACE. EATING A SANDWICH SHOULD NOT BE THIS HOT OKAY
"If you burst into song one more time," said Arthur grimly, "I will end you."
Merlin tried to look contrite. The birds perched on his shoulders and in his hair tried to look contrite as well but failed on account of being unable to scrunch their non-existent eyebrows into Merlin's frankly terrible expression of remorse. "Uh, sorry."
Arthur narrowed his eyes.
"I mean, it won't happen again," Merlin said hastily. "Sire."
"See that it doesn't," Arthur grumbled and marched off, pretending manfully that he hadn't heard Merlin's mumbled "oh so pretty and witty and gay~."
(if you wanted the rest of it, um, that was it? i think i imagined torturing arthur in a world where everyone and everything sang at him. kind of like mary poppins, only with more swords and gay)
YULETIDE PROGRESS OF PROGRESS DOOM: if i knew how to do one of those graph bar things, i'd do one, but i've only written 175 out of 1000 words for my fic. THE IDEA SOUNDED SO EASY UNTIL I STARTED WRITING IT ;_;
eta: CHRIS FINE YOU SHUT YOUR FACE. EATING A SANDWICH SHOULD NOT BE THIS HOT OKAY