Love is a husband who will scrape your car windows because you're having trouble getting out of bed on a cold morning.

Thank you,
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My husband and I were just talking about someone that he used to work with. This man has had a partner for 18 years. And as bugfish just cracked to me, "after 18 years, that's not a partner, that's a fucking husband".

And I completely agree.

So in a weird support sort of way, bugfish and I are now going to be considered, "Long Term Partners ( Read more... )

Him: You're in a weird mood today.

Me: I'm in a fucktard sort of mood.

Him: I'm going to shuffle to the kitchen to make some coolaid. Would the Fucktard like anything from the kitchen?

Me: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Happy Anniversary!!!!!

I love you!


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