You Will Be a Cool Parent
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The local newspaper is running articles on the different decades of life. Each week is a different decade. Last week, they did the 20's and I thought they were horribly off, so I'm posting it here with my commentary to see what you all think ( Read more... )

So, I wanted some Ramen for dinner, but when I pulled the noodles out of the microwave, there was a shitload of bugs floating in it. Yummy. I tried scooping them out, but the more I scooped, the more I found. I ended up just throwing it all down the garbage disposal. After searching the cabinets, I found the source of my problem to be a bag of ( Read more... )

So, for those who haven't heard yet, Ken and I are gonna have a baby! Yay! A cute little mind to corrupt! I got a doctor's appointment for next week that I'm actually looking forward to. Weirdness. Can't wait to see the ultrasounds and all that shit. I quit drinking and smoking, which kinda sucks, but so far hasn't been too horrible. Usually ( Read more... )

So I think I've come down with something and have been so freaking tired today that I slept through most of it and got nothing accomplished that I wanted to. Hoofuckingray.

Need a laugh? Visit this site: http://www.mugglenet.com/wallofshame.shtml

These were a couple of my favorites:

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http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/07/15/national/main3058816.shtml?source=mostpop_story

Sad thing is, this story doesn't surprise me much.

So the day started pretty decent. Got to work and discovered I was added on for a few more days which was awesome because right now I really need the money. However, one of my events today got fucked up. It was a vital signs event for a study that requires triplicate vitals to be taken. Because the event is more time consuming than regular ( Read more... )

So I had a really good feeling yesterday. I was walking around thinking about all the things I had and was feeling really good about things in general. I have a nice, air-conditioned house to live in with a pool, several tv's, a couple of DVD players and VCR's, several video game systems, cable, a couple of computers, plenty of food, and a nice ( Read more... )

So I guess it's time for an update on here. About a month ago my car died. Yes, that's right. No more Saturn for me. Towing a trailer and being subjected to Mike's driving finally did the thing in. So I went and got myself a brand new Chevy Cobalt. It is purty. Black, two doors, with a manual transmission. It's a spiffy little thing alright ( Read more... )