Do the Humpty Hump
Title: Do the Humpty Hump
Author: hopenight
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Winn
Warnings: mentions of stripping, student-teacher relationship, some swear words
Prompt: "There needs to be a fic where the gleekers find this video on YouTube (college fundraiser gone horribly wrong?) and all totally lose their shit. I can almost hear Kurt hyperventilating: "His abs, his abs, tiny shorts, backflips...THEY ARE SHOVING DOLLAR BILLS IN HIS PANTS!!"And Will being totally embarrassed but also secretly proud of how much money he raked in that night."
Summary: There are many things, someone should see before they die. Seeing their teacher in a college, charity burlesque show via YouTube is definitely one of them. Or How the Glee Club Learned Mister Schue is a Hot, Hot Piece of a Man-Meat.
A/N: …I have no excuse…Except for this video (which is imperative that you watch) and Matthew Morrison being a sexy beast.
Do the Humpty Dance!!!!