Happy 2nd Birthday to Atticus!
Hi Mate,
It's been 15 centuries since we wrote anything here. I'm happy to say that Winnie and
I are both healthy and happy and doing well, we hope all our buddies are too.
We are celebrating a happy event tomorrow, and that's the second birthday of our cousin
cat, Atticus! What better present than to allow him 2 minutes of fame via our journal.
This is the little guy himself in all his cutedom, not sure if he is a document or a kitten,
but please feel free to judge for yourself:
Mate, he was really sick 'recently cos he decided to lick carpet cleaning stuff,
but luckily he made it, it was touch and go there mate you know!
I'd also like to mention that it would be an extra special birthday if he could find a
girlfriend. This is Atticus' profile:
Nicknames - R2D2 (because of noises I make), Atty da house kat (DJ name),
Mr Swishy tail or monsieur le swishoir (because my tail swishes), summer puss
(because I like rolling in the dirt when it is hot)
Relationship Status - It's complicated. I love her, she doesn't love me, so now
I must seek love elsewhere ...
Likes - pooing when mummy is home so she cleans the litter straight away.
Chica, because even though she doesn’t love me I will love her for all eternity
and she is the most beautiful cat in the world. This is her magnificence with me:
Also likes - Killing insects.
Rough tummy rubs. “Spinaroos” on the kitchen floor (grab my tummy and
swirl me really fast!).
Dislikes - birds - they swoop me.
Atticus thanks you for your attention.
Any expressions of interest from
women cats should be sent to Nathan, Atticus's Manager.
NEXT SPECIAL FEATURE WILL BE THE
LAUNCH OF COUSIN CHICA'S STALLED
MODELLING CAREER. STAY TUNED!!