Wonder why the naked mole rat ignores you?

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"Poetry, well written, can be a spiritually uplifting experience. Badly written, it can be an experience of buttock-clenching horror." [ H2G2: Poetry ]

I declare this to be a meme! In (dis)honour of Poetry Month, let's spread the joy pain of the third-worst poetry in the Universe: Vogon poetry!

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See, see the fantastic sky
Marvel at its big violet depths.
Tell me, Harvey do you
Wonder why the naked mole rat ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel nrgh.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your snurg facial growth
That looks like
A eggs.
What's more, it knows
Your sartorial potting shed
Smells of pea.
Everything under the big fantastic sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm flatulences.

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