[Arashi] Himitsu no Arashi-chan CMs
After a loooong, long wait for the video to load. *weeps* Full collection can be found here
Ohno's version 1:
[Himitsu no Arashi-chan!]
[Tell us your secrets! Body-builder arc]
Ohno: Do body-builders have secrets?
BB: Yes.
Ohno: Let's go over there in the way you are now.
BB: A body-builder's armpit is apparently, eternally hairless.
Ohno: EHH!?
Ohno's version 2:
[Himitsu no Arashi-chan!]
[Tell us your secrets! Toudai student arc]
Ohno: Do Toudai students have secrets?
Student: Yes.
Ohno: Ah!
Student: The entire campus ground of Toudai can take about 6980 Tokyo Domes.
Ohno: HAHH!?
Sho's version:
[Himitsu no Arashi-chan!]
[Tell us your secrets! Female announcer arc]
Sho: Do female announcers have secrets...?
FA: Yes.
Sho: Come here, come come!
FA: At the training for new employees, we also learn how to deal with the weekly magazines taking our photographs.
Sho: Ehhhh, you learn that sort of thing too??
Aiba's version 1:
[Himitsu no Arashi-chan!]
[Tell us your secrets! Doctor arc]
Aiba: Doctors have secrets too, right?
Doctor: Yes.
Aiba: Please follow me and tell me what they are! Let's go!
Doctor: Do you know what anaesthesia is?
Aiba: Yes.
Doctor: It still hasn't been scientifically discovered why anaesthesia is effective.
Aiba: Really?
Aiba's version 2:
[Himitsu no Arashi-chan!]
[Tell us your secrets! AD (Assistant Director) arc]
Aiba: ADs seem to have a lot of secrets, don't they, let's go!
AD: Okay.
Aiba: Let's go!
AD: The truth is, ADs are pretty popular amongst the ladies.
Aiba: Is that true?
AD: Yes.
Aiba: Hehhh.
Aiba's version 3:
[Himitsu no Arashi-chan!]
[Tell us your secrets! AD arc]
Aiba: ADs have secrets right!
AD: Yes.
Aiba: Let's go~! What do you have??
AD: I know the cellphone numbers of 3 female announcers.
Aiba: YOU LIAR.
AD: It's true!
Aiba: That's definitely a lie!
AD: [Engrish] She gave me.
Aiba: [cracks up]
Nino's version:
[Himitsu no Arashi-chan!]
[Tell us your secrets! Cameraman arc]
Nino: Cameramen have secrets right?
CM: Yes.
Nino: Let's go!
CM: Ghosts often appear in students' group photographs but, we edit them and hand them over.
Nino: That's shocking. Seriously?
Jun's version:
[Himitsu no Arashi-chan!]
[Tell us your secrets! Magician arc]
Jun: It seems like magicians have a lot of secrets right!
Magician: Yes, we do.
Jun: Let's go!
Magician: Okay.
Magician: [leans over at a crazy angle and beckons]
Jun: What?
Magician: The truth is, Michael Jackson has a patent on this magic.
Jun: Are you serious? Amazing.
Ohno's version 1:
[Himitsu no Arashi-chan!]
[Tell us your secrets! Body-builder arc]
Ohno: Do body-builders have secrets?
BB: Yes.
Ohno: Let's go over there in the way you are now.
BB: A body-builder's armpit is apparently, eternally hairless.
Ohno: EHH!?
Ohno's version 2:
[Himitsu no Arashi-chan!]
[Tell us your secrets! Toudai student arc]
Ohno: Do Toudai students have secrets?
Student: Yes.
Ohno: Ah!
Student: The entire campus ground of Toudai can take about 6980 Tokyo Domes.
Ohno: HAHH!?
Sho's version:
[Himitsu no Arashi-chan!]
[Tell us your secrets! Female announcer arc]
Sho: Do female announcers have secrets...?
FA: Yes.
Sho: Come here, come come!
FA: At the training for new employees, we also learn how to deal with the weekly magazines taking our photographs.
Sho: Ehhhh, you learn that sort of thing too??
Aiba's version 1:
[Himitsu no Arashi-chan!]
[Tell us your secrets! Doctor arc]
Aiba: Doctors have secrets too, right?
Doctor: Yes.
Aiba: Please follow me and tell me what they are! Let's go!
Doctor: Do you know what anaesthesia is?
Aiba: Yes.
Doctor: It still hasn't been scientifically discovered why anaesthesia is effective.
Aiba: Really?
Aiba's version 2:
[Himitsu no Arashi-chan!]
[Tell us your secrets! AD (Assistant Director) arc]
Aiba: ADs seem to have a lot of secrets, don't they, let's go!
AD: Okay.
Aiba: Let's go!
AD: The truth is, ADs are pretty popular amongst the ladies.
Aiba: Is that true?
AD: Yes.
Aiba: Hehhh.
Aiba's version 3:
[Himitsu no Arashi-chan!]
[Tell us your secrets! AD arc]
Aiba: ADs have secrets right!
AD: Yes.
Aiba: Let's go~! What do you have??
AD: I know the cellphone numbers of 3 female announcers.
Aiba: YOU LIAR.
AD: It's true!
Aiba: That's definitely a lie!
AD: [Engrish] She gave me.
Aiba: [cracks up]
Nino's version:
[Himitsu no Arashi-chan!]
[Tell us your secrets! Cameraman arc]
Nino: Cameramen have secrets right?
CM: Yes.
Nino: Let's go!
CM: Ghosts often appear in students' group photographs but, we edit them and hand them over.
Nino: That's shocking. Seriously?
Jun's version:
[Himitsu no Arashi-chan!]
[Tell us your secrets! Magician arc]
Jun: It seems like magicians have a lot of secrets right!
Magician: Yes, we do.
Jun: Let's go!
Magician: Okay.
Magician: [leans over at a crazy angle and beckons]
Jun: What?
Magician: The truth is, Michael Jackson has a patent on this magic.
Jun: Are you serious? Amazing.