Another excerpt from "Unpopular Tourist Destinations: A visitor's guide to the lesser-known demi planes".
Phlegm Breathing
Transmutation
Level:Clr 3, Drd 3, Sor/Wiz 3
Components:V, S, M/DF
Casting time:1 standard action
Range:Touch
Target:Living creatures touched
Duration:2 hours/level; see text
Saving Throw:Will negates (harmless)
Spell Resistance:Yes (harmless)
The transmuted creatures can breathe phlegm freely. Divide the duration evenly among all the creatures you touch.
The spell does not make creatures unable to breathe air.
Arcane Material Component: A handkerchief
Painstaking research by the R&D department here at Unpopular Tourist Destinations has led to the development of the 'phlegm breathing' spell. While obviously useful for those keen to visit the
demi plane of phlegm, since hardly anyone actually wants to go there, its primary use is to ease the symptoms of colds and flu until you can find a cleric willing to cast Remove Disease.