called Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it.
Which really has to be the best beginning to any book anywhere. Seriously.
So, I've been writing a Eustace one-shot since I watched VDT in the theatre on Friday. And while it's not done yet, I am loving the Eustace voice so much that I have to share a couple of the lines.
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Oh Eustace. )