Sep 11, 2009 15:13
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When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. Not to even begin to note that this should have been a complete damn no-brainer, to combat this belatedly realized problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and what would in the current year I am from be twelve billion United States dollars to develop a pen which writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, up your own ass, on almost any surface you can think of including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to three-hundred Celcius.
The Russians used a fucking pencil.
There is no moral to this story. Your interpretation depends on your priorities in life. That is what life in society is all about. Our ideas of who is moral, or who is wasteful, or who is lucky, or who is evil, or who is guilty do not always or even frequently match up with the other members of said society.
Interesting, is it not?
I can see what is going on here. Come to me and you will not have me. I have no shame and you will need something far more evil to take down my fighting spirit.
Call back when you have employed a small army of Auphe. Then I may deign to cower a little for the sake of your capricious egos.
why is this my responsibility,
puck-robin,
subject of great import,
shut up and listen,
pointy objects,
loud noises!,
have you no shame,
would be happier drunk,
do not want,
when in doubt blame cal,
boo!,
oic,
o brothers where art thou,
bad mood is very bad,
demands an explanation for this bs,
defending his honor,
green-eyed monster,
psychotic bitches,
totally not desperate,
scream,
oh fuck me,
what