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And now, all said and done, I have time to rest and lament on my deplorable and regrettable loss of tits and ass. As happy as I am to once again be in my own body, my wonderful body which naturally people may dislike on face because they hate me because I am beautiful, multifaceted, talented, witty, intelligent, wealthy and internationally famous-- as much as I am happy about all that, I am sad to see my passing grab at womanhood gone again. It was enjoyable, Promise, thank you for the test drive. I had fun abusing the curves, but I assure you that I drove responsibly.
I have come to two conclusions.
Firstly, that being a woman feels just as sex as looking at one.
And, of course, secondly, that men buy more free drinks in bars, but individual women buy more of them.
Oh, and thirdly-- there are not enough fucking lesbians here for an urban environment. What is up with that?
I have come to two conclusions.
Firstly, that being a woman feels just as sex as looking at one.
And, of course, secondly, that men buy more free drinks in bars, but individual women buy more of them.
Oh, and thirdly-- there are not enough fucking lesbians here for an urban environment. What is up with that?