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[winewomenand]

And now, all said and done, I have time to rest and lament on my deplorable and regrettable loss of tits and ass. As happy as I am to once again be in my own body, my wonderful body which naturally people may dislike on face because they hate me because I am beautiful, multifaceted, talented, witty, intelligent, wealthy and internationally famous

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[justashow]

Don't forget your overwhelming modesty and humility.

[winewomenand]

And those as well. Amongst a cornucopia of other virtues.

How are you this wonderful evening?

[justashow]

Peachy.

[winewomenand]

Really?

[justashow]

Don't I look it?

[winewomenand]

Something just seems off. I intuit this.

[justashow]

You didn't list intuitiveness among your assets. Thus, I must conclude you don't have it.

[winewomenand]

I am older than dirt and aged in the very best ways, like a fine wine. Intuition is therefore a foregone conclusion.

[justashow]

So what you're saying is, you stain easily.

Well in this case your intuition should tell you I am wonderfully perfect in every way.

[winewomenand]

That also.

Alright then. Curiosity alone. I know that certain things have been rocky on your front, have they not? In the meantime, if you are at work, I need more drinks than I need Jesus in my life right now.

[justashow]

Of course I'm at work. I've been there all day. My feet are killing me.

I will get you drinks if I can sit down while you drink them.

[winewomenand]

Buy me a few and keep me company and I will rub your stinky-ass feet myself.

[justashow]

My feet do not stink and you will tip me, even for the rounds I buy.

[winewomenand]

Forty percent.

[justashow]

And now my intuition is acting up.

[winewomenand]

Of course it is. You're gay.