What. The. Fuck.

In other news, something bad's happening in Iran. But who cares about that, there's Michael Jackson!

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I'm a jackass for thinking someone masturbating to their parents having sex is gross.

More at 11.

Fuck you, Obama

I saw the new Star Trek movie tonight, in IMAX.

Nothing will ever live up the fucking epicness of that movie. Ever.

I swear I nearly peed myself in excitement it was so good. So, so good.

Good idea or bad idea?

Cut my hair short (like boy short), spike it, and dye it neon blue.

I realise this will make me look like a complete dyke but. Damn it sounds awesome.

Agree Y/N?

Is it just me, or is this poem really incest-y?

...It's probably just me.

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