Apr 18, 2012 19:47
But I've finally gotten into this whole "looking like a woman" thing, right? With the pretty clothes and all. However, I'm finding that at my, shall we say, generous size, clothing manufacturers have given me two options: Cow or slut.
Seriously. Either I get tents in ugly designs and even worse colors and patterns, or I get low plunging necklines and rising hemlines.
Because at a 40H bust and 47 inch hips, what I really need is to draw MORE attention to the girls and my ass. *eyeroll*
So I'm thinking I need to take up sewing so I can actually make clothes that fit me and that are for neither cows nor sluts.
Plus, I've kind of always wanted to get into cosplay. Obviously, I won't be STARTING there, but eventually...
Should be an interesting experience anyway, right? Maybe I'll even do a legit blog about it or something.
Thoughts from the peanut gallery? And for any of you out there that sew already, any tips or tricks you wanna share with a n00b?
plotting against the neighbors--again,
stop! hammertime.,
no i don't have anything better to do.,
i overshare because i overcare,
one of those days i get all: creative,
more ridiculous than aliens invading,
brb gonna cut a bitch kthxbai,
is that a thing? i'm making it a thing.,
escuse me have you seen my marbles?,
wtf maja are you on drugs?,
goals i haz them,
life experience is good for you--no rly,
okay random,
i'm clever & creative. you? are fucked.,
project: make it sew!,
she's thinking again...,
wardrobe!,
no srsly wtf are you doing guys?