It only took me thirty freaking years...

Apr 18, 2012 19:47

But I've finally gotten into this whole "looking like a woman" thing, right? With the pretty clothes and all. However, I'm finding that at my, shall we say, generous size, clothing manufacturers have given me two options: Cow or slut.

Seriously. Either I get tents in ugly designs and even worse colors and patterns, or I get low plunging necklines and rising hemlines.

Because at a 40H bust and 47 inch hips, what I really need is to draw MORE attention to the girls and my ass. *eyeroll*

So I'm thinking I need to take up sewing so I can actually make clothes that fit me and that are for neither cows nor sluts.

Plus, I've kind of always wanted to get into cosplay. Obviously, I won't be STARTING there, but eventually...

Should be an interesting experience anyway, right? Maybe I'll even do a legit blog about it or something.

Thoughts from the peanut gallery? And for any of you out there that sew already, any tips or tricks you wanna share with a n00b?

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