Feb 06, 2012 10:11
Dear Life,
Fuck you, too.
Sincerely,
Me
have a nice glass of go fuck yourself,
waitwhut?,
there is not enough prozac in the world,
fml,
*not amused*,
ohmychuck!,
stop! hammertime.,
and by 'evil' i mean 'stupid',
stand back--she might asplode,
halp!,
*hiding in the panic room*,
*hates*,
brb gonna cut a bitch kthxbai,
*runs screaming into a wall face first*,
reasons i belong in a plastic bubble,
via ljapp,
i choose the internetz b/c rl sux,
*facepalm*,
*bleepitybleepbleep*,
there are evils in your cheerios!!! =o,
today would be much easier if i drank,
i'm sort of freaking out,
oops! i did it again,
one of those days i get all: killey,
invasion of the flopping dickweasels,
school is 4 losers (and toys'r'us kids),
*headdesk*,
*cries*,
dear blank/sincerely blank,
i can haz explanashun?,
srslywtf?,
some days i miss the open ocean,
*passes out*,
i use too many tags/this is one of them,
don't make me get the whump stick,
just when you think it's safe...,
one of those days i get all: weepy,
tgi... dammit!,
i can't blame this on alcohol,
wtf maja are you on drugs?,
and then? i totally fainted.,
life experience is good for you--no rly,
;_;,
brb have to go die now,
god *has* to love me,
karmic puppies 4 sale,
fuck you very much,
i know where i've been