An amusing gadget for iGoogle.

What I read:
"Common sense told me I should be terrified. Instead, I was relieved to finally understand. And I was filled with compassion for his suffering, even now, as he confessed his craving to take my life." -- Bella Swan

What I hear:
"I'm so sorry you want to kill me. Here, have an elk."

Stuffed -- in which someone has an astoundingly posh apartment. Stuffed bunnies are also involved.

(I'm totally working hard at work. Yes I am.)

From newmoonmovie.org:

"He has unparalleled tracking abilities together with insane strength, speed and classiness; lives in Tuscany, underground; hangs out with the beautiful Heidi who brings him food all the time; he has red irises and glitters in the sunlight… It’s hard, therefore, to see what’s not to ( Read more... )

Because sexual orientation is obviously the first thing I have to figure out when portraying a vicious, immortal people eater.

Read this article on Fear Net to find out the answer. ( Or just peek under this cut. )

...until Charlie Bewley came along. Some favorite interview quotes I found regarding his character:

...Demetri “has a lot of misplaced energy, or a lot of unused energy, and that kind of manifests in his behavior. When I first started thinking about the character, I did the whole animal thing, and I just worked out that he was this killer housecat ( Read more... )

My sister and I were admiring Daniel Cudmore, who plays Felix in New Moon, and is Canadian.

Let's move to Canada. Hot men and health care!

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG. (That also looks like nomnomnomnomnom ( Read more... )

....and Esme gets offed once again so Carlisle can meet another woman. -_-

I was bored, so I played with the Search function over at the Pit. In the Twilight fandom, the number of hits I got for the search string "I suck at summaries"...701.

People. We can tell whether or not you suck at summaries by READING THE SUMMARY. You don't have to tell us. Oh, and by using that precious summary space to tell us you suck at ( Read more... )

Someone attacked the Cullen family with a straight iron!