COMES NOW, plaintiff, Sauron, to file this original Complaint, and would show this honorable court the following ( Read more... )

W-why did people click on the little crush widget? *much flailing* #o___o#

Anyway I'm in a weird mood today and I've been meaning to do this, so here, have some linkspam to various things I found amusing and/or interesting and wanted to pimp. Expect randomosity, crackiness, and food. Mostly chocolate. ♥

Bee Genocide. Exactly what it sounds like ( Read more... )

... but I'm sure some people on my flist will like it. ^_____^


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... not pervy at all. How disappointing. But I suppose it fits.

But now... a shower. And then I scrounge up some dinner (pizza) while watching The Two Towers (I'm on a LotR re-watching kick), and then I write. questofdreams, feel free to beat on moffit since she's stealing writing time from the crossdressing fic. :P Also, I have found out that I enjoy crushing ( Read more... )

Now, I'm rusty on my Tolkien, and haven't read The Silmarillion yet, but I know enough about the history of Middle Earth to know that an elf in the Third Age (or probably any other after the First) wouldn't murder another elf. Especially not one like Elrond.

Can we say "Kinslaying", fantwit?

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... I never EVER want to see Aragorn, son of Arathorn, King of the Reunited Kingdom of Gondor and Arnor, The Dunedain, Elessar Telcontar's manly bits referred to as his "Sceptre of Annuminas" ever again. Not even in farce. Because it killed me this first time. Ohgod.

Laa~! Easter was surprisingly good, even with my Ate and her family inviting themselves over at the last minute, and us getting an unexpected guest as well. And, hey, I actually didn't have to cook! Plus, my cousin with the big youknows brought her two pomeranian puppies over again, so they also provided entertainment of a fluffy puppy sort. No ( Read more... )